Your team has 0 tickets, you're the last one surviving, you're spawned as scout and all you have is a concussion grenade, and you're all out of ammo. Oh, and your melee key is stuck and you don't have time to rebind it.
I say "nextmap" and rush them with my conc in an attempt to scare them into the water because they think I'm a rifleman
But there are 10 nuke heavies, and the map is emp_money, and you can't jump off into the water because you are going to get kicked for failing your team, via griefing your earthly body.
Full armour and health, no squad points, are piloted by the 10 best players in empires. No water to drive them in.