Girl Problems

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  1. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    If your avatar was real that be one, OR WOULD IT BE?
     
    Grantrithor, Jul 7, 2010
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  2. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    It's a shemale.

    THERE IS NO GURLS!
     
    Fooshi, Jul 7, 2010
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  3. Emp_Recruit

    Emp_Recruit Member

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    Where the fuck did you get that fail list from.

    Rule 34 = If It Exists, There Is Porn of It. No Exceptions.

    Even has a capitalized B, either that was made for trolling or by the most newfag newfag.
     
    Emp_Recruit, Jul 7, 2010
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  4. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    I came across that pic a few time on 4ch and maybe ed as well.

    Also, I advice you to not show the end result of few years of coding to any gf candidate, the shock from seeing the "big ball" of everything worst that humanity has to offer can scare them.

    Edit: about the first question

    Well, some people (men sadly included) like to sometimes moan about their miserable life and spread the illness thats called sadness.
     
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    Z100000M, Jul 8, 2010
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  5. communism

    communism poof

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    dont post if you have never had a girl friend
     
    communism, Jul 8, 2010
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  6. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    that would eliminate 95% here ...
    ... hmmm, it should get a general boardrule :D
     
    flasche, Jul 8, 2010
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  7. Deiform

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    Would just end up with the uber trolls roaming the forums then. Need some optimism against our pessimism.
     
    Deiform, Jul 8, 2010
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  8. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    i doubt most of the ubertrolls would fullfil the requirements :p
     
    flasche, Jul 8, 2010
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  9. Empty

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    BSID are all jocks.
     
    Empty, Jul 8, 2010
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  10. pickled_heretic

    pickled_heretic Member

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    I need advice guys!

    I had a girlfriend once. When I told her she was my girlfriend, she screamed at me. Is this good? y/n
     
    pickled_heretic, Jul 8, 2010
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  11. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    that tends to piss your wife off sometimes
     
    Varbles, Jul 8, 2010
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  12. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    She screamed at you? That means you are now in a relationship and the drama has already begun!
     
    Dubee, Jul 8, 2010
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  13. Jessiah

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    The more she screams the better the relationship is. I'd suggest sleeping with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, try to find a family member of similar age who she loves, such as a cousin.
     
    Jessiah, Jul 8, 2010
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  14. Deiform

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    Out of interest, why have you ruled out the mother?
     
    Deiform, Jul 8, 2010
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  15. Jessiah

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    Mothers tend to be loose due to child birth, less pleasurable.
     
    Jessiah, Jul 9, 2010
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  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    only if you got a little dick
     
    Dubee, Jul 9, 2010
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  17. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I had that typed out but decided to be nice and closed the tab. You are now a bad person.
     
    Trickster, Jul 9, 2010
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  18. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    Myth

    Scarred? skin-stretchmarks? yes...

    Actual stretching? no, unless you count the weeks of soreness just after birth.
     
    blizzerd, Jul 9, 2010
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  19. LordDz

    LordDz Capitan Rainbow Flowers

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    Blizzerd knows his thing.
     
    LordDz, Jul 9, 2010
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  20. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    Girls are bad news man they'll wreck your car and then when you dont have the money to get the work done on it and ask them to reimburse you a bit theyll say how they nearly died even though they didnt and tell you you should be thankful that they arent hurt and they leave you to pay for the work and the insurance on youre own even though you let them borrow the car
     
    Varbles, Jul 10, 2010
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