Friendpool

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Deadpool, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    Well.. there is always meth.

    Drinking with Cocaine extends its effects for longer. Cocaine makes you talk like a total bell-end, about absolute shite and gives you confidence. Alcohol will cloud your judgement, make you slurr and often make you more confident. So if you do it right you will probably end up half dressed sitting in your mates bathtub talking to his flatmate's ex girlfriend about her relationship with her sister.

    But whilst that is alot of fun, Cocaethylene forms in the liver when alcohol meets cocaine and that is a pretty bad thing because it stresses the body way after you have sobered up. Frequent use is where this becomes a real issue as it builds up and you can't feel it, or if you raise your heart rate during this period. But it isn't like you go out and drink 6 pints, bang half a gram and die.

    The problem is both drugs have a terrible dynamic together, coke means you can drink more, drink makes you want another line, along the way you will lose all judgement - and if you do manage to put enough of each in your body your heart will go fucking nuts.
     
  2. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Asians. Find Asian friends. They work like dogs (and occasionally eat dogs) and don't typically do drugs. Paradox and Alucard don't count because they're posers.

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  3. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    15 minutes too slow, just fifteen minutes and I wouldn't have been able to read what you said.

    If people are wanting you to hit up, kick them out of your life. If they insist, literally kick them. Empires community will always have your back.
     
  4. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Shoulda quoted...
     
  5. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    lol

    get asian friends
    not a bad idea tbh
     
  6. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    And your asian friends can get you hooked with some sexy asian chicks. They love the big `merica cock.
     
  7. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    I was only half joking.

    In my major program about half of the ~300 students are asian.

    So if you want to find asians, just head to the math department of your local university.
     
  8. Empty

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    Glad to see deadpools ok.

    Dont fuck up bro, we lubjoo
     
  9. communism

    communism poof

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    i remember posting in here that cokes awesome...i think someone deleted me
     
  10. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    probably, shit wasnt even coke though, i think it was mostly fucking .................. something not nice


    it cant have been cause i didnt want more 15 minutes later
     
  11. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    This guy I knew last year just died a few weeks ago because of opiate overdose. I guess he was drunk and OD'ed
     

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