Freestyle Writing (Feel free to post)

an abandoned refinery, from ages past. he-

 

ran over to the crash site, to look for any survivors, he found one man lying on top of the ancient refinery, he was dead, then he heard the voice of a young...

 

Medic, battered and bloodied, quietly saying "put me out of my misery" he then drew his pistol and......

 

quickly and painlessly took the mans life. While contemplating morality, he fell through a weak spot in the refinery, and found himself in a modern BE research lab. standing up, he-

 

Noticed he was surrounded by nine angry Brenodi Scientists, all holding pistols. They...

 

were out of ammo. Then came the killing of nine scientists. He pulled out his knife and.....

 

proceeded past the bloody room, slipping on a piece of ear from one of the scientists, knocking himself out on the floor. His vision grew darker and darker as a four-legged, 11 inch tall...thing scuttled past him into the clonking vents.

 

OOT: Don't you even dare turning this into NS.

 

"Looks like he's down," said the imperial security chief, picking up the small legged robot that had so effortlessly dispatched the intruder. "Lets...

 

...dispose of the body. I don't want this trash in my sight". His trusty lackies did as they were told, and put the body in a body bag. As they proceded to the incinerator, they failed to notice-

 

-that the fellow in question wasn't very dead after all, only a little.

 

And after they were both dispatched, he donned one of their uniforms and chucked them both into the incinerator

 

he then snuck into the uber top secret labratory, to find-

 

The nuke shield generator

 

which had a big BE stamped over the NF. apparently,-

 

the NF were the first to develop nuke shields before BE research labs even thought of it!

OOT: Okay forget theme linience, let's make this Jackass funny.

 

But after the Northern Faction uprising, the Jekotian factory had been forgottern and when the Brenodi Empires found it they...

 

Had a party, during which they-

 

asked "Where's ammo", knocking over one of the factory smoke stacks in the process which fell on...

 

a see saw which fired a ball to hit a wall blocking another ball which continued the Rube Goldburg style contraption which ended with a a big self destruct button. Fortunately...