Evolve

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  1. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    So apparently if you have xcom you get free access to the alpha of this. Kinda neat. Here's some gameplay footage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziEMHEQopQ

     
  2. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Wait what?

    OH SHIT

    THANKS FOR TELLING ME STEAM
    A RANDOM FUCKING GAME JUST APPEARS IN MY LIBRARY.
     
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  3. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    Yep this. I got so much shit in there.. one more game just isn't really visible.
     
  4. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    10 years ago, I used to go to block buster and rent a game time to time.

    fast foward to now.

    I have so many games compared to when I was a petty console pleb, being poor taught me to fuck being poor and waste money all the time.
     
  5. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    That is rather painfully true. All theses games in my library and I only played like 45% or something. Empires eating all mah time.
     
  6. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Well after playing it for a few hours.

    I don't like it.

    You chase this thing around the map and never be able to catch up, you spend the entire time chasing it than fighting it.
    Then when you trap him, he can just focus fire the one person who doesn't have a shield and murder them instantly.

    You die too easily and everything will kill you.

    When playing as the monster, all I did was spam two abilities fire and slam.
    And used ctrl which basically made me untrackable, they spent 20 minutes looking for me because I never stopped using ctrl.

    I wiped everyone and abused the air drop timer to kill the reactor.
    No way in hell am I paying for a game where one person gets to have fun at everyone elses expense.

    You guys may have fun with a game where pubs = death but im not touching it.
    They need to do some serious balancing.
     
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  7. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    When I watched that guy Lirik play it looked fairly balanced but not mindblowingly funawesome.
     
  8. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Here I will copy and paste a convo I had with Nostalgic.

    4:10 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Evolve sucks
    4:11 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: you're taking a hardline stance on this
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yes
    4:11 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: are you sure it sucks?
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: I spent 20 minutes jumping around
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and they could never catch me
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: at all
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: I got to level 3 within 5 minutes
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and wiped them all only using 2 abbilites
    4:11 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: fire breath and slam
    4:12 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: well
    4:12 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: uhhh
    4:12 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: ITS ALPHA
    4:12 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: SO YEAH
    4:12 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: take that
    4:12 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: This is AAA
    4:12 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: The core mechanics are already in
    4:12 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: And the mechanics involve one person having all the fun
    4:12 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: at other peoples expense
    4:13 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: Im not going to try to defend
    4:13 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: considering the game looks boring
    4:13 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: and i have Monsterhunter
    4:13 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its left for dead with the tank always active
    4:13 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Except you can ignore all the zombies
    4:13 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: because you have a jet pack
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: All I did was jump
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and used ctrl
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: because apprently you cant be tracked
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: while sneaking
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: so they never had any idea where I was
    4:14 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: oh shit bro, breaking that system
    4:14 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and sense I was sneaking I avoided all the stage hazards
    4:15 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Like thats all you need to do is make some good distance from the drop ship site
    4:15 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and sneak
    4:15 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: you should submit your skills to gamefaqs or something
    4:15 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: so you didnt buy it right?
    4:15 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its so easy to exploit
    4:15 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: you just had the demo thingy
    4:15 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its an alpha of the finished product
    4:15 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: its not indie alpha
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: where it breaks every 5 seconds
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: this is 2k games
    4:16 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: oh
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: where the alpha is a full fucking game
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: with content missing
    4:16 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: its game industry "alpha"
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yes
    4:16 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: oh man
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: This is why im shitting on it
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Their minds are set
    4:16 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: its too late
    4:17 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: When you first saw it, did you think it looked boring
    4:17 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: in every regard?
    4:17 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Not really
    4:17 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: like i did?
    4:17 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: It looked like a game where if you dont have friends
    4:17 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: you wont have fun
    4:17 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Except I dident need them
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and still got what I wanted
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: The Hidden
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: is more balanced than evolve
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: AVP
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: is somehow
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: more balanced
    4:18 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: i just thought it looked bland
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: even though all the predator weapons are lock on and they cloak
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its a competitive game
    4:18 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: there is no story
    4:19 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: its a multiplayer only experince
    4:19 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: aw
    4:19 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: that blows
    4:19 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: well at least you didnt waste money on it
    4:19 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: so you can come away from it with that
    4:19 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Here is what they can do to improve it
    4:19 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: A fucking moton tracker
    4:20 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its so easy
    4:20 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: A motion tracker highlighting him across the map
    4:20 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: that can be used at regular intervals
    4:20 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: why?
    4:20 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Because you cant find him without pure luck
    4:20 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: if he spams ctrl like I did
    4:21 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: so you were the main monster?
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yeah
    4:21 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: what is the point of the game?
    4:21 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: the objective
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: You eat monsters
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: get big
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: eat more
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: get even bigger
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and then kill a generator
    4:21 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: OH
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and there are people with guns
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: chasing you
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: I havent seen them though
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: they may be a myth
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: lol
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: what about
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: every one is a monster
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: That may be cool
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: and they have to out evolve each other
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: and fight
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Like giant monster battles
    4:22 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: yeah
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: That sounds real cool
    4:23 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: I know
    4:23 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: Fuck
    4:22 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: I would like to see that
    4:23 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: im pretty sure it will be a gamemode in the future
    4:23 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: But i would like to see a game centered around that
    4:24 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: like some fuck-huge evolved monster can easily kill some one who had trouble eating animals int he first 5 minutes of the match
    4:24 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: Thats like all the godzilla fighting games
    4:24 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: yeah, make different types of monsters
    4:24 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: rather then one
    4:24 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: This sounds like if spore had multiplayer
    4:24 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: at stage 2
    4:25 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: I blindly boight spore thinking it was multiplayer
    4:25 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: and your right
    4:26 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: oh fuck spore multiplayer would be so hype
    4:26 AM - ‡|JPL|‡ Nostalgic Nonsense: wandering across the fields and discovering a new species of dick monsters

    Now to defend this claim, I am the total opposite of Z100M in every way, I don't form biased views and hate everything because I have an arm growing on my back.
    Even though we both love wrestling ironically and un-ironically.
    I have FUN even with bad games, and its very easy to make me happy.

    I played this for several hours all I did was just feel sorry for the hunters.
    Im not saying to not buy this game, but if you do make sure you have a constant group of friends or you will never have any fun with it.

    Like this isn't payday where one person can do everything even though it has a focus on teamwork.
    This left for dead where one hunter jump and you loose.
     
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  9. f1r3w4rr10r

    f1r3w4rr10r Modeler

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    Alpha access? I'm gonna have a look at that.
     
  10. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    When I read the description, I expected an AAA version of Hidden: Source. Clearly that's not the case, but it's a shame, because a proper retail version of Hidden would be really fun.
     
  11. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    There is, its called AVP 2 on the Man hunt game mode.
    Make sure you make the hunter a predator, and everyone else marines.

    Evolve is just a Tank encounter in L4D, a tank that can re-gen and do sick jumping maneuvers.
     
  12. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Game looks amazing
     
  13. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Sounds like the trappers you faced suck at arena dropping, the medics sucked at tranq rifles, and I don't even know the other two classes.
     
  14. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    This game looks sick - is there any other way to gain early access?
     
  15. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    You can buy it. That's it as far as I know.

    Gonna withhold judgement until I get to play it, but I don't think it can be that bad teef. It really sounds like everyone is a scrub and they aren't using some critical piece of equipment right. Which makes sense to me considering it went playable to more people yesterday I think.
     
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  16. f1r3w4rr10r

    f1r3w4rr10r Modeler

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    I only played one round as hunter so far and it was ok. It wasn't the super new game concept, but it wasn't terrible either.
     
  17. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Go to their forums to get a free alpha tester key, you can play for now and see if you like it without paying a cent
     
  18. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    There is a reason I said if you don't play with friends you will have a bad time.
     

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