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Discussion in 'Feedback' started by JustGoFly, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. JustGoFly

    JustGoFly Member

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    We need to have characters spawn without pants, and for there to be penis's and vagina's throughout the game. Then have kevlar, pants and shirts, you can find and wear for some body armor.

    Believe it or not - This alone will get you thousands of players. Sad...
     
  2. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Let's just start with getting it to run without black voodoo magic shall we?
     
  3. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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  4. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    [​IMG]

    looked around for some kinda lame as hell deal with it and this came up...
    • Deal With It [X]
    • Looks lame [X]
    • WTF old ass anime [X]
    • Extra Points Girly [XXX]
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    This title says deal with it too.. and holy fuck!
     
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  5. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    Now I want female models and have players randomly spawn as either man or woman...

    just so it can be hard-coded in somewhere that mootant always spawns as a woman
     
  6. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    What's the problem with vaginas?
     
  7. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Back when TF2 got hats, I suggested that Empires do the same.

    It would've provided a metric fuckton of press for Empires, but we are too prideful for such things.
     
  8. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    This thread is just fucking stupid
     
  9. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    Wait till you see the other threads that have been made lately
     
  10. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Demand is higher than supply.
     
  11. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Well spike is posting in the thread so that's a start.
     
  12. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Of a decline.
     
  13. JustGoFly

    JustGoFly Member

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    Spike don't worry we'll make you a 3" spike so you feel like it makes you feel HUGE. ;)

    Stupid things sell games & get assholes elected. Great gameplay and Betamax all take a back seat to idiocracy. DayZ/Rust is the stupidest game I have ever played and yet they have 31,000+ players online TODAY alone. Rust added penis's and that brings in all the freaks. We need more Freaks, and less Freaknovich's.

    I guess first there should be something done about allowing ONE player to join the game, before you focus on thousands.
     
  14. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    More Freaknoviches, less Freaknobitches!
    Freaknosnitches get Freaknostitches... and tossed in Freaknoditches
     
  15. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    We need more Commanders, and less Commandergrads.
     
  16. JustGoFly

    JustGoFly Member

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    Recently there has been more training on commanders. I'm happy to play now that I know I can join a team that has three potential commanders on it and we can take turns. But playing 30+ player PUGS as a commander is very different from the low pop commanders. You need to use different tactics.

    Have you logged onto Empires lately? Check it out please and see if you're working. As it stands today - no one can join any server:
    http://forums.empiresmod.com/showpost.php?p=461524&postcount=25

    Bullet to the brain, done... Sooooo Saaaaaaaad !

    Please I don't want to chase penis's or crawl around knocking out guards in order to silently win worthless money. I'm bored of shooting thousands of zombies, and commanding groups of computer based troops that do everything I tell them to do. I don't want to learn tactics on Day or Defeat, Arma, Planetside, Wargame, Warthunder. Dota 2 just sucks. Kerbal is hours of boredom.
    I NEED EMPIRES ! GIVE ME A FIX MAN - I NEED IT !
    FIX FUCKING EMPIRES !
     
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  17. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    I thought this was Battlelog for a second.
     
  18. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    /thread
     
  19. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Just play Natural Selection 2.
     
  20. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Not so sure about ns2 as a suggestion.... I mean yeah it's similar as a rts/fps hybrid. It is just they operate at a very much different scale. Commander is stuck in one spot so he can't run around doing all the little things, though on the plus side there is more commanding stuff he can do.(it has been forever since I tried commanding in that game so I could be wrong.) Aliens operate very differently than the average marine. Player count is low so it suffers a little in the same way empires does. One really good player can either balance the team or turn a fair fight into one sided slaughter. Unlike empires it is also about territory control and keeping it, because you can't put bases wherever you please like in you can empires. Oddly enough it manages to feel a bit slower paced to me considering its size. Well it does until all the advanced tech and crap starts rolling. Then it just gets crazy.

    NS2 is a good game, well designed and all that. Just keep some of what I said in mind. I do give it kudos in delivering immersion in a multiplayer game. I really can't think of many games that do that.

    If you want a game that has a little strategy and quite a bit of other stuff going for it, try out dystopia. It is just a tad more alive than empires at the moment I think, but it can thrive off just 10 people on the server. I wish I could suggest allegaince. It was a space game that had a commander and everyone else was in a little fighter doing stuff and fighting each other. It was really cool. I think it could support up to 100 players too. Sadly it is deader than empires at the moment I think.:(
     
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