Empires Veterans Pug - Saturday 10th September 9pm Bst/1pm Pdt/4pm Edt

Oh man thats really sad.

Thats better to hear

How about we plan in the far future an Empires event where we play for an evening or something like that?
So ive got not time at the 8th October.*I think there i will be really drunk :D*


@Zeke

Starcraft I or II? and what more?

 

lol Youzy in the news?

 

#2
TF2, MW2, BFBC2, CIV5, HW2 and other shit which i cba listing.

yup, and israfel is my char ^_^

 

When BF3 comes, a LOT of Empires players will be on it. Also no, we're not leaving, or breaking up, we're just taking a break for the rest of this version of Empires/until we get bored of BF3/Wurm, whichever comes first. It's more a case of, to get activity up, I had to drag players in to play, and I didn't even want to play, so it wasn't fun for either side, and at the end of the day, EPIC has only ever been the most active clan because we've always enjoyed Empires, even in versions people said were terrible (2.23 *shudders*).

 

So basically, Trickster ordered his drones to play Wurm instead of Empires.

 

Are you kidding me? The entire idea of that game disgusts me. BF3 however...

 

we should all pwn together in BF3 go fucking raiding servers n shit... dunno if my comp will handle it well enough to play online though.... q660 at 3.0 (could hit 3.4 if I wanted 4gigs of ram and a 4770)

 

I crashed 5 minutes into the pug, then decided not to rejoin because empires sucks so bad. I thought maybe the scrims and pugs would be more interesting, but tbh I'd rather crush my foreskin between two tables whilst being bitch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Spyros.

I just leave the precise moment when I realize I'm playing with a bunch of imbeciles, on a game I've been playing for half a decade and hasn't really changed.

 

the new minecraft is out... is great.

 

wow, sorry but that's MADDUUH

 

I've been playing the pre-release leak for a few days now mang. Sadface no more 404, Glacier, and gargamel though. A really good seed I'm using is coincidentally my name Grantrithor.

 

this got me thinking... someone who knows how to map(not me, im retarded) should make this. have it like shadows, where each side has a vf and route they have to follow to create a procession effect. along the way have scenes that make sort of visual references to the history of empires. like maybe a walled dead com vehicle in a money themed area, a blown up vf with a escort background, and character references too, like a building size poster of trickster's kim jong il with EPIC written on the bottom of it and all shot up like saddam posters in iraq. then have the two "funeral procession" lead to a massive graveyard in the middle of the map. it can have some bleeding flag or something that we all battle for.
now in the graveyard there will be more references. like hundreds of tombstones with various members past and presents epitaphs and names on theme. like such...

hobbes (the king of boomtanks)
won nf com vote the most times
lost as nf com the most times

spike
master mic spammer
one time member of every start-up clan

apwall21
so fail he made paradox look good

and we can have mausoleums with ammo and health and then name the mausoleum after every clan. with things like
"EnT: a clan for euro-fags who EPIC didn't want"


and then have likes tunnels and shit that can be accessed via hidden spots in the mausoleum and dug up graves.

please someone make this

 

please make it so hobbes can totally jiz his pants!

 

Hows that true? Only epic reject is you. BURN.

 

as if anyone from this version could be king of boomtanks

 

The NF CV in that level will come to life if Hobbes goes near it, and if he has scout speed.

 

fo sho

 

And Empty...and Streem...and W00kie... annnndd You.