Empires adventures 2.0 is the continuation of the original except 5 unexpected participants will go through a trial by fire and form unshaken bonds and friendships! Who knows what awaits them in the beyond the WORLD OF EMPCRAFT Coming soon to you soon on June 12th! Going to be very busy in these two weeks, so please be patient until this said date. Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.
It is June 11th 2013, empires has been recently patched. Updating the the looks, and general feel of the game with a plethora of patch notes with all the bells and whistles included. You decided to form your own empires squad, you and 4 of your best friends come over for a LAN party and while your friends setup their machines you ponder in your comfortable computer chair what to name your squad. Since you are the commander of this small rag tag outfit you start jotting down a huge cluster of cool looking names, however one name in particular stands out and that name is? Commander, what do you name your squad?
Wait, what would be a good name for 5 persons playing an adventure instead of atleast trying to get laid... The Virgin Suiciders The Waffen SS The Nerd Herd Failure Force Dicks & Cookies Hoes are foes But then i realized we need to keep it simple and keep it real: Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis aka The 5P squad. This shall be the name i choose. Assemble Penes!
Now that is a good name "The 5P squad" it has a good ring too it and it inspires your heart with hope and ambition, next you need to do is figure out what team will you play as. Will you be the professional force of uniform brutality and organization, the boys in blue that is the Brenodi Empire? Or do you want to reject the system and decide to adopt a Russian accent to express your hate for anything strict and uncompromising. The men in red, The Northern Faction? The choices to make, but this time you confer with your squad and decide to rule on majority vote.
!vote spec Seriously though, I don't think they allow Chryssalids into the Brenodi army. I'm voting NF.
I want to vote for whoever has the shinier weapons, which would be BE, but I acknowledge the majority voting NF so NF it is, also I sit at the window, because fuck your corrupt digestive systems!
