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  1. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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  2. BloodRaven

    BloodRaven Member

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    Little old peter, missing his leter, while Herky plays in the red. Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

    If anybody knows what this is from. +4 internets for you
     
  3. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Teddy kicks some dusty, cybrids are all rusty. Mommy's burning! Mommy's burning! All fall down!
     
  4. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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  5. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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  6. BloodRaven

    BloodRaven Member

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    *high five*
     
  7. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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  8. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    I have borrowed a large from my friend, and MY FUCKING GOD IT'S EPIC.
    I couldnt care less that I cant knot it, The texture is pure.....SMEX

    Sexually deprived person referring to the Xenogon.
     
  9. Hygrom

    Hygrom Member

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    [​IMG]

    I am angry at the current state of affairs of my region, and may end up just scrapping it.
     
  10. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Fuck you, I just googled that in fucking arabland.
     
  11. DocRabbit

    DocRabbit Member

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    PRINT 'Creating function ConvertIp2Num'
    GO

    CREATE function dbo.ConvertIp2Num(@ip nvarchar(15))
    returns bigint
    as
    begin

    declare @delimiter NVARCHAR(1), @SUBNET_MASK INT

    set @delimiter = '.'
    set @SUBNET_MASK = 256

    DECLARE @textXML XML;
    SELECT @textXML = CAST('<col>' + REPLACE(@ip, @delimiter, '</col><col>') + '</col>' AS XML);

    DECLARE @idx int, @ipNum float
    SET @idx = 4
    SET @ipNum = 0

    declare @segments table(id int ,col int)
    INSERT INTO @segments(id, col)
    --reorder the sections. must start from the right segment (4 to 1)
    SELECT ROW_NUMBER () OVER (ORDER BY col) as id,
    T.col.value('.', 'int') as col
    FROM @textXML.nodes('/col') T(col)
    order by id desc

    --convert segments to number
    select @ipNum = @ipNum + (cast((col % @SUBNET_MASK) as float) * power(@SUBNET_MASK,@idx-id))
    from @segments

    return cast(@ipNum as bigint)
    end

    GO


    This is for some employee login tracking stuff. Lol, hope no one grabs this.
     
  12. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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  13. BloodRaven

    BloodRaven Member

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    Crazy people continuing to be crazy. Fun stuff.

    Also for my control+V post:

    V3S Civilian

    Seats +8
    Item Slots N/A
    Weapon Slots Unknown
    Backpack Slots Unknown
    Top Speed On-road 66 KM/H
    Top Speed Off-road 36 KM/H
    Tank Capacity 160 L
    Range N/A
    Armament No
    Location(s) On the road West of Berezino
    Rarity N/A

    Reznov: So we have a truck that cant spawn. has untold amounts of space, can drive forever, and if Raven bumps into a tree, it explodes...
    Metalsand: yup.
     
  14. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    The FBI said no terrorist link was established ... I'm getting sick of that anti terrorism propagande, some terrorist would have used explosives or idk ...flying a submarine into the theater but going in shooting around in some therater not located in the capital or some big city is NOT worth searching for any terrorist connection, especially since the terrorsist cell would already have claimed to have done it ... sick US...
    " At first we thought it was part of the movie event." Just sick.
    "I was wondering if this was real life or a dream." I don't even ...
    "As we do when confronted by moments of darkness and challenge, we must now come together as one American family." I mean don't you see how these sick fucks even use such a tragic event to do propaganda???
     
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  15. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    "As we do when confronted by moments of darkness and challenge, we must now come together as one American family."

    what american family? you want free for all, you get free for all. family, lol, my ass, a family wouldnt let dependents starve bc they gain little profit from them ...
     
  16. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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  17. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Once again, why people can't be trusted with guns.
     
  18. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    [​IMG]

    Space Oddity mad.
     
  19. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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  20. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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