Caption Contest!

Discussion in 'General' started by Private Sandbag, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. KILLX

    KILLX Banned

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    Who the hell just dropped our HE shells out the back hatch?
     
  2. Private Sandbag

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    "where we're going, we dont need 'roads' " (inspired by knight templar)
     
  3. darkrei9n

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    Look James! I CAN FLY!

    No you cant you dolt.
     
  4. The Buttery Lobster

    The Buttery Lobster Drama Queen.

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    "Eighty-eight miles per hour! Temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 am and zero seconds."
    It's just KT's re-done, I thought a specific movie quote would be more appropriate. Course now that you KNOW the movie already it ruins the setup of the joke, but oh well.*

    I'm tempted to make a reference to the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" but frankly I doubt any of you even know what a Dick Van Dyke even is and I feel old just mentioning it. *waves cane* DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

    "Forced to release early because of constant nagging, the Empires Dev team really half-assed the models when airplanes were finally released."

    edit:
    *Ok, I skimmed over the page, I didn't see the 'roads' one at first. I didn't remember that line as clearly, but it still works and probably better.

    First off, awesome pic, forgot to say that.

    "Jekotian tanks were never the same after production was leased out to the engineers responsible for the Ford Pinto."

    "Admittedly, the recoil on the newest researchable cannon created some issues with the tanks that employed it."
     
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  5. Trid3nt

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    I loved that fim
     
  6. Private Sandbag

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    suuuure.... the nuke tank launching cannon wasn't efficient, but damnit it got results.
     
  7. FishThePirate

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    "Here come TEH INTERNETS!!!1"
     
  8. Vessboy

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    "Its going Critical!!!!"

    "Toot Sweet, Toot..Oh shi...!"

    "Looks like em Duke boys are at it again"

    Engineer "Oh I made some Minor Adjustments"

    "Fatal suppository!"
     
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  9. Carnifex

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    "Amagawd, its one of them hybrid tanks! they can fly and drive! take covaaar!"
     
  10. Private Sandbag

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    I can think of some great ones for this one, but i'll let you post before I spoil your imagination.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. KILLX

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    due to the ammo boxes constant taunting, the camera decided to commit suicide


    ammo boxes: guard them well
     
  12. Private Sandbag

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    lmao that second one is good. first one is stolen. RIGHT OUT OF MY BRAIN.
     
  13. KILLX

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    in order to stop emp_recruits stealing ammos, the Northern Faction commander deleted the IFF tags database and turned on friendly fire
     
  14. Trid3nt

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    How to get ammos? How to get ammos? Oooh There! *pause* O SHI-
     
  15. KILLX

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    Warning: This ammo crate may contain enemy soldiers and/or furries
     
  16. Solokiller

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    [​IMG]

    There will be no more free will, only ammo boxes.
     
  17. Private Sandbag

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    after his friends rejected him and his crack dealer was shot, 'cammey' contemplated the only remaining choice he had.
     
  18. TheBoff

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    After telling the Lvl3 that he was compensating for something Larry the Camera prepared to make a swift getaway...
     
  19. Private Sandbag

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    There are precisely 6002 ninjas in this picture. Can you find them?






    (they're in the ammo box)
     

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