Caption Contest!

Pvt. Blake stared longingly, wishing the bio-mechanical surgery had not removed his penis

 

"No bathroom in the tank? well ill just go out here then."

 

the men were certainly getting desperate, the new recruit was now required to do a weekyl strip tease.

 

"Mr June from the be men in uniform pinup calander"


"the reason the be will win the war is coz we look dam sexy"

 

the squad couldn't tell, but inside the goggles he was crying

 

"Thats a nice tank. For me to POOP ON!"

 

courtesy of an anonymous donor... thanks trident!

 

"new Northern Faction battlefield yoga classes 'fare less successfully than expected', due to large tanks."

 

Cylcopean is plagued with a fairly large hobo population.

 

"Is this the face that launched one thousand ships?"

 

"finally proof that the titanic didn't sink! if only i knew how to turn off the damn autofocus"


"2300 years in the future, myspace still exists"

 

"Come with me if you want to live!"

 

"Cyclopean public ordnance 108-4, also dubbed the "no jaywalking" bill, was lethally enforced by snipers."

 

rofl.... letuce ftw.

 

"The Imperial medium tanks have been outfitted with a special laser that extends the size of the neck, causing interal trauma, often reffered to as the "extender""

 

To save money on expensive explosives, the Northern Faction resorted to defending their desert outpost with jeep launchers.

The Brenodi Army now own a large area of desert.

 

"your doing it wrong"

 

"No no no! Darling you have absolutely no sense of aesthetic value!"

 

"Mysterious Hovering jeep baffles all"