Girl Problems

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Krenzo, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. pickled_heretic

    pickled_heretic Member

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    female orgasm = myth
     
  2. PreDominance

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    Well if you truly have any interest, just stick by her side. She might look at you in a different light some day.

    Though she might find someone else.
     
  3. John Shandy`

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    Dress up as a BE grenadier. They'll be falling head over heels for you with those sunglasses.
     
  4. harryhoot1

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    I will find you the perfect bride if you come back and code aircraft
     
  5. Deiform

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    Lol, worst advice ever. If a girl isn't interested in you, you're just lining yourself up for a world of hurt further down the line if you hang around.

    Tbh move to Europe... or New Zealand. :D
     
  6. Chris0132'

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    I don't have any but then I don't feel any compulsion to try and convince people to have sex with me, so I may be playing on easy mode.

    That said, not wanting to have sex with everyone does make life a lot easier given that everyone else seems to be somewhat obsessed with it and constantly filled with anguish over it.
     
  7. Empty

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    QFT.
    Being asexual is much less stressful.
     
  8. Chris0132'

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    I wouldn't say I was asexual but I don't seem to be as overcome by it as most people.

    Considering the only difference between friendships and relationships is that one involves you time-sharing your reproductive organs, and friendships are infinitely easier to acquire, and people tend to be OK with you having lots of them at once, I kinda don't see the big draw of relationships when I can get 95% of their content with far less hassle.
     
  9. Empty

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    Go to belgium.
    From what blizzerd tells me it's like friendships but time shares are cheap.
     
  10. Chris0132'

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    He could just be living in an offensively stereotypical gay area however.

    I find it hard to believe the entirety of belgium is populated by stoned hippies.
     
  11. petemyster

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    You must be an awesome dancer by now :p Sucks its not working out for you though :( How long were you dancing with Girl C before you asked her out (which she then said she just wanted to be friends)?

    If you guys hadn't gone out before that, maybe after all the time you spend dancing she might realise that taking it somewhere further would be good.

    Maybe you need to do something different with Girl C? Ice skating is usualy good laughs (especially if you suck, but I doubt that with all the dancing you've done). Or maybe have a night in (as friends of course! :pathetic: ) where you cook a meal together and watch a movie? Ya know, something different which shows you would be a great boyfriend.
     
  12. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    That's called getting Friendzoned.

    Anyway, does girl C know about girl B? If you want to avoid or get out of being friendzoned, then you could either take a break for a week or 2, see if you can push for the tiniest bit of jealousy, or just casually have her find out about girl B. It's a 2 result situation though, so generally, it'll either work, or it won't, and if it doesn't, that's probably it for girl C. Depends if you can put up with being friendzoned with girl C, but generally, there's no way of getting out of that, or at least very very rarely. There's always that feeling of optimism that you can turn it around, but it's often just simply not going to happen.
     
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  13. Skie Dragon

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    trickster giving girl advice, this really is the black hole.
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  14. Senor_Hybrido

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    Get Scout Hide, melee her and ninja her base.
     
  15. Empty

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    Don't forget to sabotage.
     
  16. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    ITT: the reason for rule #37
     
  17. Emp_Recruit

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    1. be confident
    2. be attractive
    3. be good at something, not video games
    4. be rich

    more the better, but at the very least, 2 of above
     
  18. blizzerd

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    people need to understand that friends zone is just a bus stop, its not the end of the line

    in fact being friends zoned means she likes you and will give you all the time you need to seduce her (or him lol, guys do it too)

    friends zoned is like stepping off on the bus stop next to the station, just cross the street and take the train
     
  19. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    Just go out with her, not a date, just casual.
    After dancing, ask her if she wants to go out for a drink.
    Get some drinks, maybe play some pool.

    You'll know when she likes you or not. It's easy.
     
  20. Trickster

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    Every /b/ thread would have me think differently. Friendzone is THE ENDDDDDDDD
     

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