Your unusual superpower is...

Much like the costume thread here, I was thinking about superpowers. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, I have a superpower already picked out!" or "I wanna be just like 'Comic Book Hero X, Y, or Z." NO. No, that's NOT what I mean. If you're gonna post, sure, you COULD take a generic superpower like flight or invisibility or laser eyes, but let's be more original than that.

I wanna hear what your superpower would be if it were as hilarious or unusual as possible-- such as this or the ability to fire pudding out of your hands at high velocities or the ability to hit people with a large mouth bass from immense distances or this nut job here or the ability to make peoples clothes disappear or something.

I am honestly not sure what my superpower would be; I'll think about it and edit this post or bump this thread.

If you REALLY can't think of a superpower, feel free to post a generic/normal one.

edit:
I GUESS I have the ability to travel through the fourth dimension. Only one way, though. That's all I can think of for now.

twice edit:
new power! below!

 

My unusual superpower is that I am a Klingon.

 

I can ban people from a range of up to 7599 km. Damn error margins

 

i can get ammoz.

 

I can come at the speed of light (many ammoz to the person who can find the reference fastest)

 

If I'm wearing my emo belt, anything around me is likely to explode. (true as can be)

 

Things I touch have a miracules abuility to blow up, catch fire, or fall apart. Seriously my roomate has baned me from the kitchen...
She said she doesnt want to find a new place to live.

 

I have another superpower!

Depleting my MX1000s battery in under 12 hours!

 

I have the uncanny ability to chew along to the beat of a song.

 

I've decided that I have the ability to transform from a normal looking person into a hobo/crazy homeless dude at will. This is a remarkably useful disguise for urban environments, and actually has gotten me in trouble a few times. Let's just say that tourists can often resemble homeless people when viewed by other countries. At least I apparently do.

 

I can change oak wood to pine with my mind.

 

that's actually a pretty cool power. If it works both ways, you could make a killing in the furniture market. Oak>pine, right?

 

i can take anything boring and make it fun :D

 

"Some sex ain't worth the bother"
-The Infections

 

I honestly don't get it.

 

I would shoot mind bullets from my fingers. (hehe)
Quite possibly, i would be able to change channels on any TV with my mind. would be useful.
or maybe, i can go into any scene in a video game/movie/tv show and do stuff with everyone there.

 

i would want to be able to go back in time, even if it was just for 10 minutes.

it would be used countless times for me to yell at myself. "OI. DON'T tell that joke, she WILL slap you." :p

nah just messin, i would like to stop time though.

 

I have the power of silence.
People get annoyed when i don't talk.

 

I would have the ability to rave so fast it would make people go into a seizure.

 

I would have the ability to speed up new empires patches