Why does everyone want to join Kilo squad all the sudden?

'cos you're all convicts?

 

Delta squad aight, we be splittin' your rivers and capturing the city over and over and over and over and over...

 

no, because 90% of the time what ends up happening is kilo squad ends up becoming a greasy stain on my treads.

no really, pack some grens. at least hotel or dubee squad is a challenge...

 

lol yeah, last night as a rifleman I was just shooting one of you and letting you revive each other over and over to get kills.

 

Maybe if you played a match as something other than BE.

 

you realize reviving gives us points too, right?

 

Haha nahhhhh, no way?! But your giving me easy kills and points so I don't want to end that.

 

You're giving us easy points and eliminating infantry is never our objective so this is some symbiosis shit up in here.

 

Dubee with armor detect, speed upgrade, health upgrade and ammo upgrade?
/me shudders and feels sorry for the tank drivers

 

fuck tank drivers, they're on their own.

 

no, no, you don't understand.

I'm special because ounin is good at empires.

 

Ounin isn't good at empires.

 

Empires, dude, like the game. Not the faggy empires roleplaying that you arbitrate.

 

I used to be good at the game, then they nerfed every aspect of it that was playable for people with 250+ ping.

 

Ounin isn't good at that either.

 

empty, jilted former empires master, quit playing after they patched out the blowjob and reacharound actions.

 

Feel lucky you ain't in offtopic.

 

Yeah but this community chugs dick, dude. I don't really give a shit what you gossip about in your masturbation circles.