who is this weirdo?

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  1. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    some interesting spam Ive been getting

    Never tell your password to anyone.

    www.thekristo.com:
    Genesis 2

    Heaven and Earth were finished, down to the last detail.

    By the seventh day
    God had finished his work.
    On the seventh day
    he rested from all his work.
    God blessed the seventh day.
    He made it a Holy Day
    Because on that day he rested from his work,
    all the creating God had done.

    This is the story of how it all started,
    of Heaven and Earth when they were created. At the time God made Earth and Heaven, before any grasses or shrubs had sprouted from the ground—God hadn't yet sent rain on Earth, nor was there anyone around to work the ground (the whole Earth was watered by underground springs)—God formed Man out of dirt from the ground and blew into his nostrils the breath of life. The Man came alive—a living soul!

    Then God planted a garden in Eden, in the east. He put the Man he had just made in it. God made all kinds of trees grow from the ground, trees beautiful to look at and good to eat. The Tree-of-Life was in the middle of the garden, also the Tree-of-Knowledge-of-Good-and-Evil.

    A river flows out of Eden to water the garden and from there divides into four rivers. The first is named Pishon; it flows through Havilah where there is gold. The gold of this land is good. The land is also known for a sweet-scented resin and the onyx stone. The second river is named Gihon; it flows through the land of Cush. The third river is named Hiddekel and flows east of Assyria. The fourth river is the Euphrates.

    God took the Man and set him down in the Garden of Eden to work the ground and keep it in order.

    God commanded the Man, "You can eat from any tree in the garden, except from the Tree-of-Knowledge-of-Good-and-Evil. Don't eat from it. The moment you eat from that tree, you're dead."

    God said, "It's not good for the Man to be alone; I'll make him a helper, a companion." So God formed from the dirt of the ground all the animals of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the Man to see what he would name them. Whatever the Man called each living creature, that was its name. The Man named the cattle, named the birds of the air, named the wild animals; but he didn't find a suitable companion.

    God put the Man into a deep sleep. As he slept he removed one of his ribs and replaced it with flesh. God then used the rib that he had taken from the Man to make Woman and presented her to the Man.

    The Man said,
    "Finally! Bone of my bone,
    flesh of my flesh!
    Name her Woman
    for she was made from Man."
    Therefore a man leaves his father and mother and embraces his wife. They become one flesh.
    The two of them, the Man and his Wife, were naked, but they felt no shame.

    --

    #2 today's bible verse is Genesis 2 - see above or listen to it on www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio

    Enjoy this subscription to the daily bible in 3 years programme and *hugs* from silvershadow to JPL deadpool
    JPL deadpool: who are you
    JPL deadpool: do i know you?

    www.thekristo.com is now Offline.

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  2. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    God is speaking to you Deadpool. IT'S A SIGN.
     
  3. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    lolz you see how it was personalized to me too?

    .....................it's the steam version of Jehovah's witnesses at the door.
     
  4. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Check what games he has, maybe he wants to play Empires?
     
  5. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I hadn't thought of that. You should invite him to play Empires.
     
  6. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    Even on the internet they are nice. :D
     
  7. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    no no no we do not need a second *****
     
  8. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    his steam page has a bunch of people telling him to fuck off it's hilarious... he has 0 game hours but has pretty much the orange box + l4d... and several bans.... lolz.... so random.... I don't remember adding this kid to my list, then again I don't remember a lotta things lately.
     
  9. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    I wonder if he can get Jesus to command in the 2.12 pug?
     
  10. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I watched the video. I couldn't tell if it was a religious video or a parody of A Clockwork Orange.
     
  11. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    lol no way I was clicking on that link

    here's the posts from his page:

    Umbra 39 minutes ago
    Wow, even on an online gaming community I'm not safe from bible thumpers like you.

    Cami FuzzButt 42 minutes ago
    stop pesting me jesus

    Stab Master Arson 12 hours ago
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_in_the_Bible

    Squidward Tentacles 12 hours ago
    pot kettle black? hmm... i think so.

    BITCH IMA FUCKIN UNICORN 12 hours ago
    LOL some christian check his groups hes in the gayming community and porn groups and gay groups n bi groups

    BITCH IMA FUCKIN UNICORN 12 hours ago
    WAR WAR WAR heheh me gusta war c:
    < 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... 506 >
     
  12. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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  13. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    hahaha alternate names:
    u will burn in hell 4ever
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    why do my arm pits smell
     

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