{WANTED} badmin application [Irony, or was it sarcasm?]

Welcome to the badmin application queue, please state the reasons why YOU would be the perfect BADMIN to rule the nubs!
(any application that is not humorous or funny in any way will be deleted without warning! - profile images and signatures doesn't count)

Hello,
my name is Brad (- obviously a qualification point itself!), i want to be a BADMIN because we have not enough rainbow on our roads!

My qualifications are:
- bad english skills (if wished i can even refuse to communicate in english - i speak 42 dialects&accents of "silence")
- broken keyboard (guessing games all day&night - new transcripted ban reasons like "*oug ot ban-ned for grjefjng" or "*heatjng jsn´t aloled on this servjer")
- bad mic ("hmng?" *kenny speaking*)
- a short bushy-beard (badmin without a beard is just an admin! = lame)
- insta kick spectating vets routine (who needs scripts if he has a good badmin? - perfect match of reaction and "FEAR" effect)
- banroulette feature (1freeban every map, total independent free and guaranteed anti personal routine)
- 101% failsafe, if i do a failure i ban myself automaticly!
- 3 point categorization: 1.to my likeing 2. not to my likeing 3. playdoll

if any questions are left don't hestitate to shut your mouth up and keep it!

Sincerely
your dirtiest nightmare
Brad

 

Umm... what the hell is this?

 

It is an Empires tradition that a banned player would do things to extend his ban and/or make him look even worse.

 

Can we ban this guy not because he makes really shitty posts, like really shitty. But because his typing style is so fucking annoying jezus

 

No really, what the fuck is wrong with those people?
They spitted on the ground and got fined. (Griefing/a single bad post...etc)
and then they just HAD TO turn it into GTA 6-stars thingy, and got killed in the end. (banned from everywhere)

BRD, I don't even care if your ban was legit or not, what you are doing now is ridiculous.

You are now at 1-star, there's two options for you.

1: Literally just shut up, keep playing, no one(especially yourself) gets hurt, your star will disappear pretty fast.

2: Keep going with this tantrum, burn up more places.
Your call.

 

How is he only at 1 star, I mean he should atleast be at 3 noelw

 

GTA Empires has 6 stars? Cool. 5 Stars is Brenodian Secret Police pls

 

well, the stupidity is strong in the empires community

 

This kid, can we up him to 6 stars and whack the banhammer? Maybe we do another of those ban votes like we did with that one guy,was it alucard? I forgot

 

BRD you must have some sort of a condition to continue to write like that. How is anyone supposed to make any sense of this garbled mess you call posts. Your OP looks like a collage i made for a project when i was 5.

 

he'll yeah, this topic