There is a Jehova's witness campaign near me

And these cunts are trying to recruit younger kids to become their brainless minions.

I must stop them.

Suggestions:

*I've already thrown water balloons down on their heads*

 

i love their pancakes

 

Join them and sexors all the repressed girls then leave and rofl.

 

What are some of their crazy laws, coz i donno their shit besides the blood transfusion (or was that mormons?)

 

i have a friend thats one

he is rather normal (for a typical ~19 yo guy)

but i swear that if i see those pairs of cunts (females) standing at my door , trying to sell me some shit or "insulting" me by trying to convince me to some stupid shit, ill say what i think about bugging me in the middle of the day with shit i don't care about

 

Throw over their tables.

 

Ignore religion

 

Buy a van and compete for the younger kids.

 

Set up a campaign to recruit people to become Jedi.

 

Counter-sell a religion to them.

 

come to the door naked and invite them to you orgee. That or the van with free candy written on the side idea.

 

gotta agree with the van idea

 

That's like saying bald is a hair color.

 

throw bricks at them, aim for the head

 

Pretend that you're getting mauled in your room when they're at the door, if they call the cops just claim that you were rehearsing a play.

Or put a sign in front of your house/apartment door saying: "Those who consider themselves Jehova's Witenesses will be treated as trespassers and be shot on sight. Survivors will be tossed into a body of water"
Or something along those lines..

 

/me facepalms