Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout coast, Not a Class was stirring, not even a scout. the mines were laid, by the barracks with care In hopes that BloodRaven, soon would be there. The players were nestled, all snug in their beds, (except NF) While visions of turret farms, danced in their heads. And AZK in his helmet, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a crash, I sprang from the bunk to see what was the matter. Away to the door I flew like a flash, Pushed over drunk Reznov, who threw up his hash. (hash browns?) The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature Jeep, and a tiny engineer. With the little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be that dick. More rapid than eagles his coursers he came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called out some names! "Now Mootant! now, Trickster! now, Krenzo and Varbles! On, Gamer! On, Dubee! on, Apwall and Mr.Dee too! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall, my Jeep shall climb! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When he meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the rax-top the coursers he flew, With a Jeep full of seismics, and BloodRaven too. And then, in an explosion, I heard on the roof The pinging and panging, with each little poof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the side, came BloodRaven, back to the ground. He’ll respawn in ten, but boy what a hoot.
Dashing through the fields. In a 4man Nadier Jeep. Over hills we go. Mining all the way! [Ha ha ha] Bullets hit helmets [Cling] Making blood spray bright. What fun it is to shoot and slay, A crappy comm tonight! Oh, burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank. Burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank. A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon the teams ninja Was seated by my side His breath was warm and stank His ninemines owned alot We got into a heavy tank And then we got raped alot. Oh, burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank. Burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank yeah!. Burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank. Burn them down, burn them down. Burn them to the ground. Oh what fun, it is to rape In a Bio Nukin' Tank!!!!!
Oh research-tree, oh research-tree, Thy leaves don't make no sense to me. nigger, nigger, nigger; nigger, nigger, nigger; I'm 200% percent nigger..
Nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga' Why the police hate nigga's? Nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga', nigga'! They hate us 'cuz our dicks is bigga'!
Because I could not stop for Jeeps, They kindly stopped for me, The carriage held naught but some scouts, FUCK YOU DROVE US INTO A MINE YOU IDIOT I sort of lost patience to do this.
Hanukkah oh Hanukkah, come and light the radar. Lets make a squad We'll dance on the forums Gather 'round the rax We'll give you a heal Grenades to play with, and refineries to eat! And while we are playing Candles is trolling bright One for each night, etho sheds a raging light To remind us of empires long ago One for each night, etho sheds a raging light To remind us of empires long ago
