The Clique: Won't Somebody Think Of The Children?

In my trawling of the internet, I found this game tangled in my greater gaming dragnet. Here is a summery of gameplay:

The thought of the effect of this game on the minds of young children disturbs my far more than any game about murdering prostitutes. Forget being trustworthy and dependable. Forget integrity and companionship. No, the way to make friends is to be seen wearing the latest brandname clothes. Fucking awesome. Really. The most important thing in school is to be the most popular and been seen hanging out with the right people. WTF The tabloids had a hissy-fit about Bully. It was satire, this shit is delivered straight up.

 

Amen bruvvah

 

omg this game will give me friends?
Where can I buy it at

 

commie, you already have friends

 

tch back in my day we did coke to pass the time.. whats the world coming too..

 

Any clique called the pretty committee is not a clique; its a douchebag contest.

 

that reminds me of a thing my wife told me when I first met her. We were working in Starbucks (urgh) and we were watching some teenagers who come in in groups to sit and drink ice drinks all day. My wife-to-be says "Since when was it cool to hang out in Starbucks? These kids should being standing at street corners smoking pot!"

I fell in love! ove:

 

The cool kids are those whom spent their entire childhood on video games.

 

this game teaches kids everything i try to discourage in young people

 

When my daughter is old enough to play games, I would rather she was playing the latest FPS murder simulator than this crap.

 

i have decided for myself that IF i have kids, they will not enjoy the perversities that are barby/bratz dolls

i will have no complaints if they want a bloody game or something, as long as they understand its context, and that its "just a game"

 

Give them lego!!!

 

and knex, and meccano


already purchased... just waaaating in the attic

 

He's on the internet. Clearly, you lie.

Seriously, this shit is horrifying... WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOOOOO!!!???!?!?!?!!

 

I heart commie.

 

Er, the best way to be popular in school is to wear all sorts of fancy clothes and not do anything weird or dorky like being sincere or caring of anything like that, those are for pussies.

Also tabloid newspapers are sort of like the condensed ichor-form of that mindset, so why on earth would they complain about it? Expecting sense from newspapers is a clear sign of madness.

 

Don't you love society.

 

Yes, actually. In as much as I love anything anyway.

 

Playing guitar helps too. I'm gonna finally have something I can talk to normal people about (the lack of geeks and nerds at my school is painful).

 

its always painful. always