So I've read this: The Cost of a Super Villain Lair And now I can't stop thinking about: where would trickster build a lair? What would it look like? Will it have flying cockbatmonsters? How much would he have to spend on it? How long will he have to work for it? Who will be his super guard? Who will be his enemy? Will it look anythink like this?
I considered posting with your answers, but this thread could be more interesting if I don't. Or more offensive towards me.
where would trickster build a lair? his basement, secret book shelf thingy What would it look like? giant room with developpers in cages getting tazed every 10 minutes if they didnt write 50 lines of codes. Will it have flying cockbatmonsters? it will have flying tea cups How much would he have to spend on it? he'd geting muslim slaves to build it for him How long will he have to work for it? not long, since he has uber good job in dubai Who will be his super guard? Youzy the army guy Who will be his enemy? Stalin! Will it look anythink like this? DERP
where would trickster build a lair? His Bathroom. What would it look like? A bathroom...with a huge bath and a small sink, no toilet! Will it have flying cockbatmonsters? No, but he does have a rubber ducky:D How much would he have to spend on it? £20k - but the house is around £500k How long will he have to work for it? A year and a half - if he steals from his arabian masters. Who will be his super guard? Bert. Who will be his enemy? Zeke. And also his closest friend. Will it look anythink like this? No, it's a bathroom, idiot. Bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8
A lair is so last-century guys. He will hide as energy. In the Internet. He will be sucking at the veins of our connections, only growing stronger the more we post and try to defeat, or dethrone, him. The view would be a crazy mix of eerie colours with a sort of big earth-kin residence with a great garden. A few storeys high and British flags on top. Kinda like Buckingham Palace, I guess. Only without the Queen. And with various fancy upgrades that would fit the Internet Overlord. The only things flying would be electrons and all the waves transmitting data. And any flying stuff he allows. So not much, or maybe a few birds that sing very pleasingly to his ear. The overall cost would be relatively low - just time and energy to imagine all of this - once he finally works out how to get into the Internet. So it's more of a "how much time" question. I'd say that if he tried hard, about 10 years, maybe more. Why the hell would he need super guard if only the ones chosen by him were to enter his residence? Duh. His only enemies would be the current ones, assuming he didn't just disconnect them from the Internet as his first action as Supreme Internet Overlord. Fitting title by the way. It could look like the picture because why not, but I already wrote my idea about it. I was not paid to write this.
1) Build Site: Emp_MegaHillJam. (It has a nice view?) 2) 3) Flying thingys: It will have Brenodi SkyJeeps piloted by yours truly. 4) Estimated Cost: 5825 res 5) Time to gather required Res: About 10 minutes depending on what map he builds his refineries on, if he wants to research lvl3 turrets, and rouge engineers nade spamming his build site. (build time not included.) 6) Super Guard: The Epic clan will be his body guard. (lawliet will be his personal butler.) 7) His enemies: will be BSID, Mr.pie, MEG or whatever they are now, and the Public players. 8) Will it look like that thing Wookie posted: No, no it will not.
Trickster would build his super villain base beneath an abandoned tea factory. There he would sit, sipping his Earl Grey Extra Strong, and forge evil plans while reading the London Times with his monocle. His main goals are to punish the world for their declining consumption of tea and to build the world's largest kettle. In his spare time he goes fox hunting with the dukes of Yorkshire.
He puts milk in earl grey tea, therefor he cannot be human and thus his base can only be the house he haunts, earl greys house. But beware, if you anger him you'll have to drink your tea in future out of milk bags.
Only milk shipped in his personal jet from the Falklands, served by a servant from India, gets into Trickster's tea!
No, English Breakfast Tea is made to have milk in it. "English breakfast tea is a black tea blend usually described as full-bodied, robust, and/or rich, and blended to go well with milk and sugar, in a style traditionally associated with a hearty English breakfast."
