So Austria won the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest

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  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    If you don't know what this is The Song Contest is like the superbowl of European musicians and has 50+ years of tradition.

    This was our entry:

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    This is her song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4

    I don't even
     
  2. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    People voted for "it" because muh acceptance, then proceeded to boo at Russia's innocent representatives.

    Eurovision is a political shitfest and a fucking joke.
     
  3. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Eurofags are just trying to brag that they are so great with their drag queens. I'm almost embarrassed for them. Trying so hard.
     
  4. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Doesn't the USA have a long running talent show program based on drag queens? I know it does because I get US Netflix.
     
  5. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Not sure if want to ask out on date or go hunting with.

    Eurovision seems to suck more and more every year. Seems to be because the musicians are European.

    They do a fine job at looking like females and not like men, is what spartacus was getting at.
     
  6. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    This woman has managed to grow a better beard than any of us have.
     
  7. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    [​IMG]

    :|
     
  8. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    No... what "she" has is, a shit ton of hair follicles per inch of face. "She" has like, hamster fur on "her" face. Aint no normal person able to compete with that.
     
  9. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    :o

    Oh. Snap.
     
  10. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    As contrast to the Austrian faggotry i present the Polish participants with big musical talent:

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  11. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    what did ukraine do
     
  12. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    oh im sorry the ukraine
     
  13. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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  14. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    we r unity
     
  15. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    did someone say UK rain?
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    Identify this pic for internet points.
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2014
  16. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Why did you have to use a big picture like that? I looked in too deep.
     
  17. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    It's not votes of the crowd people, the juries in each country sway the results dramatically. Polaks and making cream and beautiful women came in fifth from the votes alone and then the judges went full acceptance mode and points went elsewhere.

    But I'm sure McGyver is proud of his country winning.


    Also ever since 2006 Eurovision was meh at best.
     
  18. -Mayama-

    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    Who cares about esc? Its a shithole since forever. Even dance club music has more dignity than that.
     
  19. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    It's amazing how much Austria has changed in 80 years.
     
  20. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Mary Poppins.

    I like the rain. It keeps me cool and the clouds stop my weird eyes from burning out.
     

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