Say 5 things awesome about your country.

I'm a russki, so I'm more communist than commi.

1. We have one of the most beautiful women of the world, we're up there with Sweden and Venezuela (although venezuela has different standards).
2. Our culture is vodka and alcohol oriented.
3. Putin
4. One of the most technologically advanced nations in the world (contrary to popular belief Russia is more advanced in Aerospace than US)
5. FUCKING HUGE COUNTRY AND COLD AS FUCK ONLY MEN SURVIVE
6. commie doesn't live here (lol irony)

 

1. We have one of the most beautiful women of the world and ours dont even sound like men
2. Our culture is beer and beer oriented
3. Poutine
4. One of the most technologically advanced nations in the world (contrary to popular belief Canada is the only country with an arm in space)
5. FUCKING HUGE COUNTRY AND COLD AND HOT AS FUCK ONLY MEN SURVIVE
6. alanis morisette lives here (lol irony)

 

So your women are men? That's sad, bitterjesus. No wonder you are so attracted to FN.

 

Aww wmg is mad coz he bad tries to come back at me. Dat's cute bra.

 

I would rather talk about my state or even county

 

im american so lets see..

1) We Currently have a black president... (wait wtff?!?!) at least the next one can't get any worse unless its a women.
2) We got nukes bitches!
3) We got the highest ratio or retards to intelligent people. Makes us more intelligent people feel smarter.
4) Free(ish) speech.
5) Everyone is just jealous of USA.

 

1) Cold beer
2) Hot bitches
3) Awesome beaches
4) Despite what people believe we're actually pretty open minded as an entire country, only the government is close-minded about shit and the general population isn't a fan.
5) Awesome awesome awesome welfare system, it's really hard to end up homeless in Australia unless you're a useless druggie.

 

Number one counter in the world
No Socialized healthcare
Fox News Channel/News Corp
Other countries jelly of us
Everything is American

 

1. Real Ale and Pubs
2. Tea
3. Crumpets
4. The Queen (who is actually a cyborg ninja programmed to not only reign with benevolance but also to protect her subjects)
5. We invented everything useful and found everything worth finding.

 

click the Bratwurst in my sig.

 

I have nothing awesome to say about my country, other than that it's already taking them over a year to form a government, we're setting a new record all the time now.

 

1. We have on average the most beautiful women of the world (but since its a small country there are only 5 million of them) and they stay in the kitchen baking waffles and sandwiches voluntarily
2. Our culture is food, drinks and enjoyment orientated
3. we are in the top 3 of highest living standard per person in the European union
4. One of the most peaceful nations in the world, our entire military is focussed on de-mining war zones, natural disaster aid, and UN missions
5. currently does not have a fully operational government for the longest time in history

 

1. I like the climate.

2. National pastime is self deprecation.

3. Fish and chips.

4. NHS.

5. BBC.

 

MADE MY DAY!!!

*falls off chair laughing*

 

we are in it together, highfive!

what did you vote for?

 

1: Nice fjords
2: Motherfuckin' welfare state
3: Röyksopp

There's nothing more.

 

1. killed bin laden
2. lets states decide if medicinal weed and gay marriage should be legal
3. full of culture and creative minds
4. religious tolerance
5. F-22 Raptors

 

1. woop woop
2. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/15/eric-holder-to-prosecute-_n_764153.html
3. not so much as other first world countries when considering the ratio of population to creativity
4. lol
5. canada has an arm in space
us sucks dont fool yourself

 

lol jealous much? Is canada so boring that you have to rag on other people's lists to feel good about clearing the snow off your driveway every morning? lol canada doesn't even stand up to Australia. There is a reason BJ picked Communist Russia over canada.

1. We killed Bin Laden like a mile away from a military base in a country with nukes with out them knowing wtf happened. What military actions has canada done?

2. Who said anything about legal weed? Plus we have these places called Indian reservations where you can grow and smoke weed legally, but none of that matters cause its everywhere/easy to get and is as good as weed gets.

3. Yeah, we just created things like this internet you are on and just about every popular website and computer technology you use, like microchips and wireless internet and Apple/Microsoft. Oh yeah we made this mod and the Source Engine. Even HON was made in Rohnert Park which is not far from where I live. And that's barely scratching the surface of only technology.

4. Yeah lol its hilarious people in other countries kill each other because of religion.

5. Lockheed martin has developed more in a year than your country has in its entire existence.

 

5 awesome things about my country.....
1.At one point we had freedom of speech.....but we gave that up cuz its better not to offend people.

2.At one point we had a right to a fair trial....but we gave that up cuz it was too expensive and took up too much of the courts time.

3.At one point we had a right to bear arms.....but we gave that up cuz our government will keep us safe.

4.we fought to free our selves from taxes.....but we decided our big government needs the money more then us.

5. We are the ones that trained Bin Laden and gave him weapons....but thats ok we used him as an excuse to kill men, women, and children all for our secret purpose.......weapons of mass destruction. lulz