Report post button is not a toy.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Empty, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Fooshi challenged the authority of Empty by reporting his post. He played with fire and got burned.
     
  2. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    He played with sewage and got dysyntery.
     
  3. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    He played with suntanning and got melanoma.
     
  4. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    He played with emptys cock and got shot in the face.
     
  5. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    He played with shit and got an enema.
     
  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    He played with EPIC and got stupid.
     
  7. iMacmatician

    iMacmatician Member

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    I didn't know that.

    Good idea. Maybe we should try this for a week or so, see what happens.
     
  8. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    The mods usually tell you after you use it for the first time. Most of these jokers probably have.
     
  9. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    For the record, the recent reports from me were on Sitka's shitposts (1-3 I can't remember now there's too many) and Spartacus' cat gif which was the first reply to Ikalx's suggestion thread.

    I apologise for trying to make this forum a better place.
     
  10. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I unsubscribed from the mod mails ages ago, I got that sick of the report posts.
     
  11. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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  12. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Who in their right minds would make this glorious forum a "better place"
     
  13. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Oh man, I can relate.

    I went through the same phase. It's like, "Omg, can we get some consistent and clear moderation in here?"

    And then the mods are like, "nah, I thought that post was fine. Don't bother me unless it's something gory or illegal."

    At first, you're like, "that's weird, but ok."

    Then they still ban people for making "shitposts," a fantastical term that is defined as any post by someone that the mods don't like for that afternoon.

    After that, you have a cognitive dissonance on your hands so you need to cope by ignoring the inconsistent moderation entirely & posting gifs.
     
  14. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    There hasnt been any moderation on empires forum since the guy with robot mecha avatar quit.
     
  15. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't even remember him.

    There hasn't been moderation here forever...
     
  16. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Destroyer would call the police if he smelled marijuana in his neighbour's apartment.
     
  17. Empty

    Empty Member

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    And then everyone makes up mysterious bans where community members who never existed get permabanned for the slightest thing, when in reality the worst that ever happens is a 1 to 3 day ban once in a blue moon.
     
  18. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    That's totalitarian. What we have now is anarchism, like a pirate ship sort of thing. You don't have to fall into extremes.

    But I know how hard balance is, I can' really hold anything against any mod.
     
  19. A-z-K

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    I laughed, then I came back 2 hours later and laughed again.
     
  20. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm actually very unsociable outside of this website, I'd probably just pretend nothing happened even if he shoved a joint into my front door's keyhole.
     

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