thats right people i have solved the growing scout rifle problem! all we have to do is replace the scout rifle with a smaal bag of peanuts (salted) the weapon will have two attacks-: *primary-throw peanut,high damge if you hit your opponent it his right nostrel though not very effective if hit anywhere else *secandry(melee)-open bag, as we all know on the production line at a peanut factory there is a old man waiting just before the bags are sealed, it is this mans job to fart in the bag giving the bag of peanuts its deadly toxic qualitys! also when the game starts there will be a 1 in 10 chance of each player being alergic, this makes the primary attack DEADLY as your nose with then swell up obstructing your vision!
and screw artilley, we could have peanut butter cannons! they slowly ooze a highly toxic peanut butter waste product, specifacally made to slow down jeepz.
We should have a branch of the research tree called "Peanut Applications", which should research products like this. Once we get naval units it can also research the George Washington Carver class frigate, which is peanut powered and also fires airburst peanut shells that release peanut butter on impact, which slow units and clog gun barrels.
Replace it with pretzels for the Northern Faction (Taking aside that the Brenodi Empire could be republican). And give the Brenodi Faction a bacteria cocktail, genetical engineering must have made the Northern Faction supersoldiers weak to germs.
yeah, back in the day, I knew a nice little fellow, harmlessly starting threads like these... it's a long story. ...needless to say, the mafia did finally gave him back to his family. in four stamped and addressed pieces.
