Out of context IRC

<nebajoth> my favourite part is the penis port between RJ-45 port 4 and RJ-45 port 2

 

<Jekotia> I see a penis monster in the graph
<Extrems> I see myself in the graph.
<Jekotia> That's what I just said...
<Extrems>

 

* Jekotia has quit (Quit: OMNEH GET YOUR PENIS OUT MY ETHERNET PORT)
<Omneh> AS
<Omneh> DASLJDM
<Marcin> COMMUNISM

 

<Mr_Weedy> I haven't even kept my joystick plugged in in years.
<Extrems> I don't like unplugging shit.

 

* ukgamer humps Al3xand3r
* Al3xand3r humps ukgamer
<Coffeeburrito> 9 months later...
<Coffeeburrito> puppies!
* Al3xand3r sells puppies to Coffeeburrito
<Coffeeburrito> \o/
* Al3xand3r buys a condom and humps ukgamer again.

 

Well. Those are still pretty out of the context if you just use a bit of your imagination and turn the joystick to dick.

And you don't even know if we were talking about having sex with code words. ;P

 

<RolsenRoyce> a 4 gauge is about the size of a cock, i should be able to get the sizes right

 

<Blizzerd> i'd rather get eaten then kill a zombie

srsly wtf?

 

[12:51] <Solokiller> i ate stuff for free
[12:51] <Blizzerd> hi solokiller
[12:51] <Al3xand3r> was it in a bin?
[12:51] <Blizzerd> and lol omg
[12:51] <Blizzerd> so mean

 

(00:11:25) nebajoth: for me, taht's part of the fetish
(00:118) nebajoth: when they're on their belly I can't even tell the difference
(00:13:41) nebajoth: sometimes
(00:13:42) nebajoth: all I do
(00:13:45) nebajoth: is fire up youtube
(00:13:48) nebajoth: and undo my trousers

 

<@dizzyone> I just fuck around

 

11:24 AM - l'avair: i had to wash my left hand
11:25 AM - l'avair: it was alld irty
11:25 AM - l'avair: i spilled sum pineapple orange banana juice on it
11:27 AM - sissyone: yeh
11:27 AM - sissyone: sure
11:27 AM - sissyone: exactly
11:27 AM - l'avair: wat
11:27 AM - l'avair: i did though
11:27 AM - sissyone: uhu
11:27 AM - sissyone: riiiiiiight


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112 AM - sissyone: its mothers day
112 AM - l'avair: oh
112 AM - sissyone: you should call your mom
112 AM - sissyone: be interested about her
112 AM - l'avair: i shld do lots of things
112 AM - sissyone: ask her how her herpes is doing
112 AM - l'avair: this is y i haet ju
112 AM - sissyone: :D

 

<nebajoth> mmmmm
<Mayama> amazing you can hit a key on your keyboard 4 times

 

Mayama fail ? LOL

if only i had some quotes...

 

I guess no one is interested that I corrected myself like one second after that... D:

 

Fixed.

 

Im also sexy

 

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[11:59] <Trickster> sdfsdfsdaf

 

[18:20] <+JohnShandy`> 0 sex, i win
[18:20] <+JohnShandy`> 0 secs!
[18:20] <+JohnShandy`> *
[18:20] <+JohnShandy`> shit
[18:20] <+JohnShandy`> bad typo

 

too much context drummer -_-