Candles, our beloved bringer of light, fixer of things, destroyer of bugs, coder of source, studier of double degrees, reviver of Empires, watcher of anime, HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY! CONGRATULATIONS! JUST DON'T FORGET:
Congratulations! You have survived another year without dying of dysentery! Only 2713 weeks remaining!
Which asshole rated this thread 1/5? I suspect Spartacus because of no poll. Happy birthday Candles, please keep being so time-efficient.
Yeah, i wonder about that too, who is the guy that recently started rating threads. 1 star for this fantastic selection of pics and gifs, that must be a sad person.
Somebody... somebody rated a thread? What? WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MAN Candles has earned the achievement Two Decades of Awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGMnmiqlss also possibly relevant? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3UiA9EVf98