Omegle Is a pretty awesome site where it randomly pairs you up with another user, but its all totally anonymous! So, here's the main reasons for posting this; a series of challenges. A challenge is won by meeting it's requirements through an Omegle chat and then posting that chat here. The winner of each challenge then picks the next one. First challenge: Convince the person that they should meet you for sex. Edit: To make this clearer, this isn't just 'will you have sex with me,' your supposed to convince the person your close enough that you could, and should, meet up and do it. Go! Edit: Some rules for the sake of fairness No references or discussion of the challenge No instructing people what to say to meet the challenge requirments You CAN pretend to be someone you aren't. This IS the internet. If it helps to pretend to be a 18 year old girl, go ahead.
Code: Stranger: Ahoy hoy! You: hi stranger Stranger: how ya doin? You: how are you doing? You: lol You: im fine Stranger: amazing Stranger: spring break : D You: its late in the evening though You: :p Stranger: where are you? You: what time is it at yours You: Belgium Stranger: I'm in california, united states and it's 6:54 Stranger: belgium! You: we should meat for hot steamy sex Stranger: i want to go there You: yea? Stranger: lol wrong type of meet You: its good living here Stranger: meat is the type of food You: oh? You: im sorry Stranger: it's ok You: english is not my native tongue Stranger: it just made me laugh You: ah You: :p Stranger: english sucks You: it does? Stranger: homophones : / Stranger: yeah lol Stranger: its my native language You: i dont know, its a little conusing sometimes Stranger: but I think it would be hard to learn You: especially the latin type words Stranger: yeah You: i dont even know how to prenounce them if i didnt watch american movies :p You: thats how i learned it Stranger: lol You: television ^^ Stranger: yeah I'm trying to do that with spanish Stranger: I'll do my homework with some random soap on in the background You: hehehe You: spanish You: i like You: understand some words Stranger: yeah cause I'm in California, United States You: and get the general idea of what its about You: but thats it :p Stranger: and a lot of people don't speak english You: :p Stranger: plus it's pretty :D You: yes it sounds very nice You: if you can speak it like the spanish do You: ;) You: french also Stranger: lol You: i speak more french then spanish Stranger: my horrible american accent You: :p:p:p:p Stranger: i don't speak any french :p You: you get alaska You: so yea... You: i think its balanced Stranger: yeah i've never been up there You: me nether Stranger: it's like huge You: but they say its nice You: and cold Stranger: yeah Stranger: like 1/3 of the total area of the usa You: :p You: didnt americans buy it from russia? You: or something? You: i dunno Stranger: i think so :X You: i might be very wrong Stranger: yeah Stranger: or stole it You: i wanna buy a country one day Stranger: : ) You: like a small island You: anyway Stranger: yeah and set up a postal service Stranger: lol You: :p Stranger: first thing i'd do You: we should meet for hot steamy sex You: we should Stranger: or write a constitution You: ... Stranger: lol You: yea, we should do that too Stranger: arn't you in belgium> You: constitutions are nice You: yes? Stranger: LOL that was bad timing Stranger: so kinda far away? lol You: ^^ You: meh You: love can break all boundaries Stranger: ok You: and distances You: dunno if sex can You: but its like Stranger: i need 5,000 dollars for a plan ticket You: a little close to love You: 5000 dollars You: what is that these days? Stranger: send your credit card number to: You: 10 €? You: ^^ Stranger: Mr. Sca Mer You: im just kidding though Stranger: 4111 Ripoff road You: 1 my husband wouldn't agree with me fucking strangers just like that, he's loose but not random loose ;) Stranger: Nigeria Stranger: lol You: 2 i just have to ask this for a challenge ;) Stranger: ooo Stranger: i just got the diss about our currency Stranger: slow reaction time You: :p:p:p Stranger: well Stranger: our economies kinda collapsing too much for anyone to care about an exchange rate : / You: yy... You: your economy costs jobs in export in Belgium :( Stranger: : ( You: like You: at the port You: the sea port You: thousands of unsold cars Stranger: next to the place where my state's government meets You: are standing You: for nothing Stranger: there is a tent city of 500 homeless people Stranger: : ( You: :( You: poor people You: doesnt anyone offer them a living in? Stranger: and like families with kids, not mentaly ill people and drug addicts Stranger: there are tons of abandonned houses You: :( Stranger: the banks are overwhelmed Stranger: and no one has any money to buy them Stranger: : ( You: depessing Stranger: sorry for being so depressing You: really :( Stranger: it's not this bad everywhere You: no its okay You: i hear in the media Stranger: california is worse than most of the country You: but now i can put more of a face to it Stranger: yeah Stranger: I was suppose to go to spain over the summer on like an exchange thing Stranger: but like half of the people in my group cancelled cause they couldn't afford it Stranger: so we don't have enough people You: :( Stranger: yeah You: that sucks Stranger: yea You: exchange classes are the most fun to do in students life Stranger: yeah i love Spain too You: that and partying till its evening again Stranger: haha You: maybe i did a bit to much of the latter and a bit to few of the first -___- You: :p Stranger: lol You: in my students days Stranger: yeah Stranger: i have this huge pile of math Stranger: i should be doing Stranger: instead of goofing off on the internet You: :p You: perhaps you should do that now You: but first... Stranger: lol You: so yea... i think i have to ask untill i get an answer or something Stranger: ? You: so im gonna ask again You: we should meet and have hot steamy sex You: (plz? for my challenge?) Stranger: what challenge? Stranger: sure You: i have to ask a stranger on this site You: for sex You: :p Stranger: ok then You: ^^ Stranger: i'm 15 so You: i think that should cover it You: oh wow Stranger: don't know if i count You: pedo me ^^ Stranger: lol You: im 25 ;) Stranger: ay whats 10 years? Stranger: lol You: dont mind an older person to "educate" you in lovemaking? Stranger: haha You: ;) You: no sorry You: i would never You: i would get arrested :p Stranger: so you have like a checklist you have to get through? Stranger: lol You: chris hansen would come over to my country etc You: nah, just this Stranger: lol Stranger: sweet You: its almost like student clubs ^^ You: sweet life btw, but it comes at a price Stranger: that's a cool idea Stranger: haha You: anyway You: im going to leave you to your math Stranger: haha Stranger: i'm going to actually start it now You: *kiss* thanks for the help young stud Stranger: after wasting about a hour Stranger: lol You: you where a refreshing sexpartner You: byes Stranger: bye
Ok it was both more and less dificult then I expected. But there you go. Code: You: Are you there? Stranger: yup You: Male or female? Stranger: what? You: Concave or Convex? Stranger: Whats that mean? You: Where are you from? Stranger: where are you? You: ... thats clasified. You: I don't want to have to kill you Stranger: Why would you kill me? Stranger: What did I do? You: your not following at all are you? Stranger: I don't understand You: ... Stranger: Are you a gang member? You: What? Stranger: are Concave or Convex gangs? You: there terms used to describe polygons! Stranger: I'm not a polygon You: >:( Stranger: ? You: ok repeat my next post and add "to" at the end You: I want to have sex with you Stranger: I want to have sex with you to You: ok... were done here. Stranger: I feel so used :(
Code: You: hi Stranger: hihi Stranger: How's life today? You: i have a challenge i need to complete You: good You: you have to promise to say yes Stranger: Trying to get me to dc? You: no You: i dont want you to Stranger: Good. In that case, I promise, which on the internet doesn't mean much. :P You: lol You: all i ask of you is to have sex with me :D You: i have to do this challenge You: nothing personal Stranger: Consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation? Ewwwww. You: uhm, yes? You: i have no i dea what you just said Stranger: Fuckin' A, man. That's hardcore. Where are you, then? You: sounded cool though Stranger: Very cool. You: Russia You: Moscow, to be exact Stranger: Hmmm. Well, i'm currently stranded back in the US... Arizona, to be exact. Catch a plane; i'll be waiting. You: really? Stranger: Or vice-versa, perhaps? You: i hope youre female... Stranger: Afraid not. You'll have to complete your challenge the gay way, dude. You: ill get the lube :D Stranger: Good; i'll need it. You: thank you for co-operating You: i have just won my challenge You: goodbye im pretty sure i just won, forever
Consensual sex in the missionary position is when the man is laying on top of the woman afaik, im not an expert...
Code: You: hi Stranger: Hello You: please dont disconnect after 10 second like evryone else ive talked to... Stranger: This place is pretty funny, your like the 5th person I've tried talking to, people have asked me the weirdest things You: did one of them ask you to have sex with them? Stranger: Yeah thats what people have been doing to me, no one asked me about anal, then one asked me if i'd seen grown men naked, one yelled LAWLS SUX MAI DICK You: lol Stranger: Pretty weird people mixed up in here You: i had to do that as a challenge on a forums You: places like this were the birthplace of Anonymous... Stranger: And would that forum begin with a number and end with a chan? You: god no You: 4chan can kiss my ass You: it was actually the forums for Empires mod You: im going to guess your name is..........Stuart Stranger: Cool Stranger: Nope You: Leeroy? You: STEVE!!!!! Stranger: How do you even know I'm a guy? You: how do i know you're not? Stranger: You have a point, yeah I'm a guy You: owned You: mah name is Mikhail :D Stranger: Cool mine's Phil You: i was thinking phil... You: but im still going to go with Steve You: hello, Steve :D You: jkjk ill call you phil Stranger: Lol, hello :) You: what is your occupation, Phil? Stranger: Mikhail is a different name, you from eastern europe or russia? You: Russia Stranger: Cool Stranger: I'm in the military You: same here :) Stranger: US Air Force You: Spetsnaz You: we could kick your arse any day :D Stranger: Cool, aren't those elite soliders? You: yep You: i once did a training routine for US MArines Stranger: Lol probably, I'm just a mechanic for the helo's You: We were showing them out basic training and they were like, "Oh my fucking god" Stranger: Probably wasn't as hard as what you went through though huh? You: *our Stranger: Lol You: you wanna knoq what i teach? You: *know Stranger: What? You: unarmed combat You: well, sorta unarmed Stranger: Cool You: mostly melee weapons You: my signature move always get the Marines :D Stranger: What do you guys use, like a mix of different ones or is it something developed by spetnaz? You: eh, depends on your preference You: I myself teach, i think 6 or 7 different arts Stranger: Wow You: i personally use Parkour You: most of the trainees though thikn Krath-Maga is the way to go though You: *think You: anyways, my signature move is doing a frontflip over someone while throwing a hatchet into their face Stranger: Damn You: gets the Marines every time :) You: im pretty sure i out a video of it on youtube You: *out You: *put You: well, enough about me Stranger: So have you been in any combat or just been training? You: eh, not much combat You: was in the comabt at Gaza recently You: but mostly i server as a drill sgt You: *serve Stranger: Cool You: damn my typing ok fine, i copied it a little, but this one definitely makes me win
I declare all entries so far cheaters for mentioning any reference to the challenge or being a manipulative prick (Vess...).
Lmao, a bot asking if you want to have a hot sexy gay orgy on the interwebs? That sounds like 4chan science...
