(Noob) guide to empires

Discussion in 'General' started by Paradox, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. Theowningone

    Theowningone Noone likes me :'(

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    Does anyone else want to inform Paradox that he is a noob?
     
  2. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    im not gonna implement the stat directly in it, but it fits in my tech countering chapter and in myvehicles chapter. so i can explain standard engine on heavies do not work with HE cannon and stuff like that, and then explain how much the difference is.
     
  3. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    oooow, now i get wy noone likes you ;)
     
  4. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    You should tell noob comms to print the statistics chart and to use it for reference while researching.
     
  5. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Nothing ontopic, but this huuuuuurts!

    NF was getting owned by BE because everyone went dam. EVERYONE. Except maybe 2. (Out of 20 something) People are starting to join spec because they know they're fucked. (mvalley)

    (All) HERMIT666: nextmap
    (All) Dead In Hollywood: stax :|
    (All) Krazer: !kill
    Player Bluewins joined team Spectator
    (All) Dead In Hollywood: we lost because of the uneven teams Read above.
    (All) Fooshi: no
    (All) Fooshi: cause you all went to dam
    (All) Fooshi: that's why
    (All) chickenpeter10: weres spawn How to read wiki? :(
    (All) RC:D [ZN] Swatbearcat3: 19 against 11... <- People joined spec.
    (All) Fooshi: BECAUSE
    (All) Fooshi: FUCK
    (All) RC:D [ZN] Swatbearcat3: DERp unfair teams.. derp derp
    (All) Fooshi: ...
    (All) Fooshi: fuck you
    (All) bear: is my mike not working?
    (All) chickenpeter10: weres spawm No one told the poor little fucker that the rax was down...
    (All) Mash: it's over
    (All) Solstice: LOL JEEP
    (All) [PRKL] Frax [HUN]: FUCK MY ISP HARD PLZ. I HATE IT!
    (All) HERMIT666: why cant i spawn

    Please! Make Empires more easy to learn! Telling them to go read the fucking wiki doesn't cut it. (I'm too lazy to tell them how to play)
     
  6. recon

    recon SM Support Dev

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    Absolutely.


    Paradox,

    You are a noob. Go away now. Thank you.

    BTW: There's a key on your keyboard labeled "Shift." Please use it.
     
  7. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Well thank u
     
  8. NerdIII

    NerdIII Member

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    I remember this match. I was on the NF team. I went dam. Damn. I announced that before the round began. Why was everyone following like sheep?
     
  9. LordDz

    LordDz Capitan Rainbow Flowers

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    Emp is about adapting to stuff, so what if u told people who doesn't read chat that you would go dam. If everyone goes dam u go north.
     
  10. communism

    communism poof

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    why everyone hating on paradox?

    also owning is ugly
     
  11. Skie Dragon

    Skie Dragon Member

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    you're the only ugly guy in empires commie
     

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