at first i thought my new name thingy was a good thing cause its different but now im sad cause it says im emp_recruit and ive been here sence the first release of 1.0 beta. also i have a 18inch penis usually i have 3 to 4 smiley faces but theres northing to make smiley faces about now change my name to like king of empires or 18inch penis or something i have money? to give!
Hey, man, you've got a CUSTOM RANK. Who cares what it says? No one else gets one. Not that you haven't posted things that merited what said rank actually was.
Well, I am covered with a greasy goodness. But seriously though, it'd be cool, but I wonder if it would set a pain-in-the-ass precedent, where everyone wants a cool custom handle. Then, some people would be all "mine's not funny enough!" or "I want a cooler handle" and I don't know if whoever's in charge of that stuff is willing to take that chance. But if you are, feel free.
No, no, screw everybody else. You're The Buttery Lobster! Everybody agrees that you're delicious! Hee, I wonder if I can dredge up enough support to have your rank actually changed to "Delicious." :D