Move over, Bitcoin. Dogecoin is here

Stick one up your bum and look like an animal... probably an ass, ohh wait, too late.

 

Hey..

That hurt..

I don't want to loose my hair at all..

 

Use a testosterone blocker topical cream for your head. Testosterone is bad for head hair follicles.

http://www.bodylogicmd.com/for-men/hair-loss

 

Or you can just come to terms with it and accept it if you know it will happen. I've already started balding and I'm not even 20. Once it gets bad enough, I'll just shave it all off and keep my beard and moustache.

 

nobody got the reference

also that brazilian hair picture or whatever that i cant see is apparently malware.

 

Bad things keep happening to me
I will just accept them instead of finding better solutions.


No

 

Did you get nuked twice by the united states or something? Be a bald man, not a victim of baldness.

 

Women love bald men with mustaches.

 

I do not know anyone who loves their hair as much as I love mine. The feeling of it freshly washed, the softness of it resting on my back when I put it under my shirt, the silky feeling as I run my fingers through it. But I feel that it's more important to cherish it while I have it instead of trying to drag out the inevitable.

 

Man I already look like a rapist, I don't need to add Aryan to that list.

 

Dem trimmers...

 

Do you use conditioner?

 

This thread turned homosex disturbingly quick.

 

Who doesn't?

If he has a beard, then he's probably used to conditioning it as well. Dry beards are no fun.

 

Every straight man? But i forgot, 'murican men also shave their legs...

 

Actually, I don't use conditioner. My hair and beard don't dry out.

Also, people shave their legs? Mine are hairy as fuck.

 

Beard? I though you were at least partially of asian descent?

My legs are so hairy I usually get comments about it.

 

Wait, asians can't grow a beard?

 

I really wonder why so many people think that I'm Asian. I'm of Norwegian, Swedish and Mexican descent; not a drop of Asian in there.