Merry Christmas! It's now Christmas on the West Coast, which means it's is now Christmas day for the whole Empires community! Except for that guy in Alaska, I can't remember which member is from there though. Anyway, hope you have a good day. Or at least a not-shitty one. Eat, get fat, and don't slip on some ice and break your neck. Or get buried under a snowpile right outside your doorstep and die of hypothermia only for your corpse to be discovered by the postman once spring comes around. P.S. Don't give me that secular bullshit, you already damn well know that Christmas is almost a non-denominational holiday at this point.
