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also cain toads pwned ur country and you have internet backbone comparable to most developing countries

 

All of that is lies except the part about the frogs and the internet.

In actual fact cane toads are under better control now, but they're still fucking annoying.

I plan to firebomb telstra headquarters if they dont give uus better internet though.

 

I lived in queensland for a year (Where the toads are, apparently), in a country town, full of sugar cane.

I didn't see one damn toad.

 

did not australia won the war on emu's?

as i recall it hundreds of emu's died, with zero casualties on the human front

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

 

I am so fucking proud.