So yeah, East coast of the US is about to get buttfucked by a hurricane. Evacuating, blah blah blah. Somebody must take over the Jeeping in my absence. Also, i hope the cast of the Jersey shore stays by the coast, it wouldnt be a huge loss.
We haven't had a decent tropical storm down here in ages, let alone a hurricane. Consider yourselves lucky.
According to the local news, NJ hasn't had a hurricane hit its shores for over 100 years... The last comparable storm was Tropical Storm Floyd in 1999.
Good news: it was nowhere as bad as the news folks said it would be. Bad News: im still alive. Worse news: the cast of the Jersey shore is alive as well. ( I think snookies poof stopped most of the wind.)
all the dry cunts in jersey shore absorbed the excess moisture the hurricane needs to survive im not a doctor, nor do i claim to be but i would advice them to use "Replens" its accessible over the counter, and worked great for me