He would fail to release the patches on the planned date, which is a problem we already have, so it would be like super fail.
Everyone knows that lead dev is currently the monkey living in my basement that flings poo at the keyboard with the source code open, we compile the code every 2 hours, and release every time the code compiles without an error.
Make me lead dev, I guarantee to port empires to mediawiki in less than 2 month. EDIT saz: Empires is full of bad weldseams.
Do I get to come over every week and play with it for an hour or two then hand it back when it shits itself? I would make an awesome grandparent!
Devourawr, of course, has the privelidge to spank that monkey. Ensuring that the lack of work and constant delay is available for all to enjoy.