Kolntus-Emin United

hmm gotta get my self a KEU sig...

 

I'll probably make myself one sooner or later. Probably later, once I am promoted from recruit.

 

The members of KEU wish everyone a happy new year.

We are a clan whose primary goal is to have fun and promote the game. In 2008 we're planning on doing a lot more of that!

http://www.keunited.com/index.php?board=4.0

 

huh avair?

KEU is the greatest, funnest clan ever :D

 

I know, it makes me break out into warm fuzzies every time, too! I'm glad you agree KEU is awesome.

 

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Avair can't read anything with a straight face, everything reminds him of cock.
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This is Goose and I endorse this message.

 

I hope to start organising the much-loved "Jeep Race" again this year. For those newer members of the community who may not know what said "Jeep Race" is comprised of, it is complex, so I shall attempt to explain the rules here.
Both the Northern Faction and the Brenodi Empire ride in their four wheeled light transportation vehicles, and attempt to circulate a rudimentary progression of corners at the fastest average velocity. Whichever team has the highest average velocity around the progression of corners is declared the victor, and much merriment ensues.

 

also, when Bodrick gets high, he uses his 1337 skillz to create track sections in the air.

 

Bwahaha, I had forgotten about that :D

 

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Kolntus-Emin United is recruiting. See the recruitment section for more.

Pictures of Niar's recent sexual escapades have been collected by the government. If you have copies please turn them in or delete them.

On a scale of one to AWWWW YEAAAAAH, just how awesome is KEU? Answers on a postcard please!

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