Jeep with chainsaws on the front

Ok so I am kinda sick of the fact that I can't run over the enemy in my jeep, so I think we should have jeeps like in UT: The awakening.
Be able to mount a chainsaw on the front and go around the battlefield innocently cutting people up by running into them, thus grinding their guts into oblivion.

Anyone else with me on this?
If not...at least allow vehicles to run others over :D

 

BRILLIANT!!! Someone give this man a medal!!!

Well actually, just having the ability to run over infantry minus the saw-blades would be good. So fun :D

 

Maybe another armor type? Spiky armor Damages infantry on contact? but is useless against shells :p

 

Id like to see the jeep changed into the 4chan party van

 

Lets strap some bombs on the jeep and run it into the enemy base destroying everything.

One Man.....One Jeep.......Game Over.

 

Maybe we should get rid of jeeps and instead have ponies.

With lances and polo mallets.

 

Can we feed the ponies apples?

 

No... Make hamburgers outta the ponies and everyone will joyfully dance around! Wee wee, 'cause ponies are pointless...

I wanna ride monster trucks in Empires,and just run everything over

*WROOM WROOM!!!*

 

Ssssh!
Wacko Jacko is probably looking for a game to say 'trains terrorists into driving cars with bombs into the enemies base' so he can try and get a fat juicy lawsuit out of it.
Yeah we need suicide cars and the abillity to strap the n00bs to the car with 400 pounds of plastic explosive :D

And Carrigage...I'l just pretend you didnt just say that to save you from being on the receiving end of a hoof in the face from a very pissed off Equine

 

I dont like horses
I dunno why, I love animals, 'cept horses...

 

When aircraft are implemented, I'd love to see them with bayonets

 

I can see ponies now:

:: builds Pony from VF ::
:: pets and feeds Pony ::
"Sweet!"
:: rides out into the battlefield, and the pony stops ::
--- YOUR PONY DIED BECAUSE IT IS NOT PRETTY ENOUGH ---
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
:: Game Over ::

 

Even by Unreal standards mounting meatgrinders, retractable blades on buggies is really lame...

 

All vehicles used to kill ppl run over, but it was badly coded and coused lagspikes

so it is removed and not a ... you must guess it before scrolling down

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not a priority

 

anti zombie upgrade = chainsaw car

FTW!

 

Lets have an actual combine then... (The ones that plow hay. And corn and stuff)

Real slow, good for grinding enemy infantry into food rations...

 

We need a zombie mod for this game!

-Sheepe

 

How about a way to go Ghost Ship style?
Steel cable slicing party anyone? :D
MMMM severed torsos and heads filling the battlefield with blood ridden corpses!

 

I remember Ghost Ship, that scene (and the rat poison scenes) were gross. That would be freaky/out of place in Empires :0

NO ONE GETS MY PONY JOKE?!! FOR SHAME!!!!! PURE PWNAGE WILL SHAME YOU IF YOU GO TO THEIR FORUMS!

 

Huh?
Pony joke?

Enlighten me as its not much of a joke really...that or I am missing something