Improve Drunken Gaming

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  1. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Since Empires is a game so much more enjoyed when drunk, I demand Drunk suggestions!
     
  2. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    Why not just enjoy empires drinking games.

    Drink one finger for every mine kill / headshot / boomtank roadkill.

    Though last time I did Paradox griefed me by doing them all to such an extent I woke up feeling like a pig had shit in my head.

    But seeing as I have had quite a bit to drink I suggest customisable horn noises.
     
  3. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Yeah, one shot for every mine kill.





    On district.
     
  4. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    @Tri
    Considering that ENT guys have no skill against grenadiers, I'd go into a coma after 4 minutes.
     
  5. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    The Jipples would lead to the death of the Empires community. In the most literal of senses.
     
  6. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Do not underestimate the polak liver. And the russian.
     
  7. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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  8. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    you are compairing beer with vodka? i guess poland "wins" hands down - probably all slavic states, they are known for their high percentage liquors.

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    i mean, you even get beer with > 10% over there.
     
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  9. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    A drink is a drink. A beer is comparable to a shot. Also have a lot of wineries over here.

    But if you're talking straight liquors, there's three stores withing walking distance of my house. And this is in the nicer neighborhoods, some of the less well-to-do areas have even more.
     
  10. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    but if they drink vodka like beer? ive heard you get vodka in cans over there (was russia though)
     
  11. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    You can get anything in a can if you look hard enough.
     
  12. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    In the UAE, there's an off-license (liquor store) near us. It sells a lot of European alcohol (good quality), American alcohol (shit quality), and above all, Indian alcohol (the worst quality known to man).

    As an example, you can get a 1 litre 45% alcoholic content bottle of "Indian Whisky" for about $1. You can get a bottle of "Kremlin Vodka" (very clearly not Russian) for $2. This is 50%, and again, 1 litre.
     
  13. Sgt.Security

    Sgt.Security Member

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    one finger per headshot?

    okaay X_X
     
  14. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I take offense to that. You just need to find the right kind.
     
  15. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    More lenient rules:

    Each time you spawn using a ticket, take a drink of your beer.
    If you score double kill or higher, take <number of kills> drinks.
    If you or your commander gets 8/9mined, chug your beer for 5 seconds.
    Once you win a round, finish your beer.

    If you lose, take a shot and finish your beer.

    GL HF :)
     
  16. Sgt.Security

    Sgt.Security Member

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    Bring a competent revive engi.
    Get killed after scoring one kill.
    Raegquit before winning/losing.

    Not a single beer were drank that day.
     
  17. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Rules don't make sense. Is drinking supposed to be a punishement or a reward? You have to decide that.

    Also Beer is so bad, I could never handle it.
     
  18. Sgt.Security

    Sgt.Security Member

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    Yah, beer sucks, plus it's difficult to get drunk with it.
     
  19. FN198

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    i think im going to have to move to portland soon
     
  20. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    "The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion."

    John Cleese does not lie.
     

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