Imagine everyone from this community on a plane. It crashes...

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  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    ...It crashes in the peruvian mountains. Everybody survived the crash and nearby rivers provide water. BUT nobody knows where we crashed so rescue is months away and food is running out fast.


    Who would we eat first and why?
     
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  2. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    You do realise we would just kill each other instead of pretending we could survive for months, right?


    Plus, there is no humanitarian way of fitting us all on a single plane.
     
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  3. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    I guess Dee is gonna be eaten pretty fequently ...
    Else I would say ukgamer, 'cause he doesn't mind being eaten by men.
    No offense ;D

    Wait ... oh you meant canibalism ... aren't you like ... mcgyver or smth, there's stones EVERYWHERE go and fix the plane pls.

    On a side note ... poor guy who is gonna eat empty, havin' nuthing but emptiness in your stomach and still farting rainbow particles kinda suckes ...
     
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  4. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    The river should be able to provide a lot of food but yeah, probably not enough for the wole community.

    We should start with locating the weak minded people before they snap and go on a killing spree due to the stress then "rate" people by their value to the group(survival skills and knowledge etc.) and eat the useless folks.
    Personally, I would just steal some supplies discreetly and sneak away at night, following the river. I am really paranoid, wouldn't be able to sleep with you guys around, especially with the empires community around.
     
    PredatoR[HUN], May 30, 2012
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  5. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    is this the new infiltrator?
    i spend 2 weeks surviving on water while looking for peruvians. once i find some i show them my collection of andean music on my ipod and we become great friends.

    the empires community dies, like it should
     
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  6. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    "the empires community dies, like it should" blasphemy! burn complete alive! :)

    Anyway, we should eat the fat people first cause 1 they are fat and 2 they need more space ( shelter etc ). Then you eat the non fit people since they cant fucking help. Then we build up a small little village and leave peacefully and prosper till we all die out and the last few suicide.

    Or we'd all start killing each other after day one cause we disagree on more levels than humanly possible
     
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  7. Rattlehead

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    I'd probably fix the communications on the plane since I know how. And call for rescue.
    Then I'll make blankets out of isolation material and other Discovery Channel like stuff after that.
    I wouldn't eat the fat people, but the muscled people since they have more energy I think.
     
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  8. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    How many women do we have in this community?
     
    LordDz_2, May 30, 2012
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  9. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Vicki, some weird cat lady ( that probably isnt on the forum) ent same, and thats it I think :/
     
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  10. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    Answering that would derail (Would ask what you count as this community? Viper+epic+forums+irc or everyone that ever touched empires, like that gf-server full of women that came out of nothing and disapeared the next day)

    Eat the muscled idiots first, they are no help and need to much food.
    They have good meat and we can make fishing rope from their tendons.
    Then we look for potatoes, Peruvian mountains is motherland of potatoes.
    Afterwards we'll throw some lama down the mountain.
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    Reaching the river, we'll fish and use trickster as a boat...

    OR we just all go mad and pretend it's a minecraft adventure!
     
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  11. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Same is very pretty and she can cook too. Definetly worth more than 98% of the community.(We eat her last)(remember to ask her to teach you to cook before eating her)
     
    PredatoR[HUN], May 30, 2012
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  12. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Why does this sound like you've been on her facebook waaaaayyyy tooooo much!
     
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  13. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    muscled ppl probably are quite chewy, thats also why we eat young or even better baby cattle which dont run around much f.e.
    i guess the best ones would be the ones a bit above average weight which not so sporty bodies.
    also youngest first following the above logic ...


    apart from that, i guess a plane crashing over land will be found quite quickly. you know they get tracked and shit ...
     
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  14. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Because you are a facebook addict, perhaps. I don't even have an account there. I know she is pretty because I saw her in a picture on the EnT forums and I know she can cook because she offered to bake me cookies so I abandon my noodles.
     
    PredatoR[HUN], May 30, 2012
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  15. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    ooooow, yeah I might be a facebook addict :/ She's a very nice person, I bet she'd be the person to hold this group together and then all of a sudden she dies and we start blaming each other and massacre follows.
     
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  16. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    omg pred if she offers to bake cookies marry her :D
     
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  17. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Lol, I'm afraid she is already taken. And I'm too young to marry.

    @Wookie

    Why make fishing net out of tendons when there are probably better materials on the plane? Also, how many people do you think are muscled?
     
    PredatoR[HUN], May 30, 2012
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  18. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    UNIQUE CALIBER LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    just sayin'
     
    Paradox, May 30, 2012
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  19. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    cant be to young to marry a cute girl that offers cookies ...

    also im sporty actually, i go cycling daily as soon as the weather allows it. though my gf sure added a good 5 kilos (or more? atm i avoid the scales). am working on it, you need something to build up muscles anyway ^^
     
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  20. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Must be an Austrian thing, I don't marry every girl who offers cookies.
    Maybe if they tried offering pörkölt...
     
    PredatoR[HUN], May 30, 2012
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