I need your help finding a specific game to play with my 5 year old godchild

So,
I use to entertain my godchild at the computer from time to time.
We play stuff like:

Just Cause 2
Gta4 TBOGT
dirt 3 (until it stopped working)
Fuel
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (that newer one, not the thing from ~ 1998)
Trackmania Canyon

U get the hang of it, any came that a w00kie can play while a child is distracting him on his lap, where cars drive fast, stuff blows up all the time, graphics are good and where it's easy to tell each other what to do.

I know there is some game where you drive on a highway and have to do stunts n' shit and your car get's wrecked like hell, BUT I forgot that games' name

Tell me what game I mean or suggest other games of that kind.
And don't fucking discuss why I play such stuff with my godchild.
Thank you.

 

Troll bait.

 

GTA IV with a child?

Postal. Postal 2. Postal 3. I hear they're great for children.

 

I just play "paint something with watercolours" when i have to watch my little niece.

 

Downloading "Crashday" now, but that still ain't the title I'm look for :/

Trickster, we play gta4 for the fun in wrecking cars, doing jumps, etc.
I have most normal gta4 shit disabled via simpletrainer.

 

Go watch some Happy Tree Friends or ,failing that, South Park.

If you are into dicking around with cars in GTA4, change the friction value. I don't remember how to naymore, but YT it and see the hilarious results.

 

I started toying around with vehicle stats in gta3 11 years ago.
gta4 is just getting boring :/

 

Carmageddon?

 

THANK YOU ove:

 

Ohh my god that game was awesome. You could like change the bitmap of the dude in the rearview mirror to be yourself with a little hex editing. The power ups were amazing, god I want to play that right now

 

I played Both Carmageddon 2 and 2000. 2000 was ton of fun with all its weirdo pick ups. Then again it was bugged to above and beyond, if you ever got the drag racer and upgraded engine to at least lvl3 (its low, mind you) you would fly sky high after hitting a ramp.

 

Last time I had to spent time with my niece I ended up rolling her cigarettes and drinking with her. I am a good uncle.

 

pictures?

 

I am not posting pictures of my Niece.

 

Believe me or not, I did too.

 

It sounds like you are actually. I'd rather have my children drinking with me, a responsible adult, than have them get shit faced at some party with idiotic teenagers. You gotta teach them how to drink just like everything else.

Which brings us back to this thread. W00kie you know what to do, I recommend starting with something soft like beer or wine.

 

Are you sure you meant Flatout? Cause there's also burnout which is the similar idea except you don't launch yourself out of your windshield.