i had minor surgery

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  1. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    i had minor surgery, they had to check my colon intestines with a camera

    they sedated me partially, and it made me feel all drunk

    but now i cant remember any of my work appointments (i dont have an agenda) nor can i remember what the hell i was doing with empiresmod and maps, scripts and all that...

    help me empiresmod!!

    --the sign painter--
     
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    blizzerd, Sep 23, 2010
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  2. MOOtant

    MOOtant Member

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    You were lucky that some surgeon didn't cut your ballsack.
     
    MOOtant, Sep 23, 2010
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  3. rampantandroid

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    So what you're saying is someone shoved something up your rear, and you suddenly have amnesia?

    Seems totally normal...I mean, not like I'd want to remember something like that either.

    Also, hurray for David Suchet...
     
    rampantandroid, Sep 23, 2010
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  4. recon

    recon SM Support Dev

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    So that's what happened... Do you still have it or?
     
    recon, Sep 23, 2010
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  5. blizzerd

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    i think it was the sedation, it really crapped me over
     
    blizzerd, Sep 23, 2010
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  6. Krenzo

    Krenzo Administrator

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    Were you left at the general store when it happened?
     
    Krenzo, Sep 23, 2010
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  7. MOOtant

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    They give you a choice: they can use hypo to get fluid that gathers there or they can cut everything open. Guess which one I chose.
     
    MOOtant, Sep 23, 2010
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  8. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    mark picked me up and dropped me off at home, im still a biiiit fuzzy, but i can walk in a straight line again
     
    blizzerd, Sep 23, 2010
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  9. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    You were just about to announce the Official Empires Mod Cosplay Contest.
     
    Fricken Hamster, Sep 23, 2010
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  10. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    preposterous... i would never ever do anything like that
     
    blizzerd, Sep 23, 2010
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  11. Ikalx

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    Especially since we don't have enough good costumes... it'd be more like a stormtrooper congregation.
     
    Ikalx, Sep 23, 2010
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  12. OMEN

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    blizzerd got anally raped.

    thats what you get for pretending to be gay for two years on empires forums !
     
    OMEN, Sep 23, 2010
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  13. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Now we know why MOOtant is so grumpy all the time. He had his testicles removed.
     
    Trickster, Sep 23, 2010
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  14. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    i had miner surgery too
     
    Varbles, Sep 23, 2010
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  15. communism

    communism poof

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    dont hate on my hero
     
    communism, Sep 23, 2010
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  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    you should of just told the doc you were gay and didnt need to be sedated
     
    Dubee, Sep 23, 2010
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  17. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    this might sound weird, but i want to bet there are more people with a healthy sexual relation that put things "up the butt" then that there are gays, just because you are prudish does not mean the rest of the world is
     
    blizzerd, Sep 23, 2010
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  18. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    I would bet that most of the males getting stuffed in the butt are at least 90% gay. 10% being people who aren't out of the closet. My point is your ass is prolly less sensitive than any straight guy.

    Sure girls take it up the butt too. But not straight males. plus its just a joke.
     
    Dubee, Sep 23, 2010
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  19. Grantrithor

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    Prison rape, even tough convicts take it in the ass.
     
    Grantrithor, Sep 25, 2010
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  20. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    Well were talking about consensual sex. Blizzard thinks straight guys like to stick stuff up there ass too.
     
    Dubee, Sep 25, 2010
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