Reading stuff is notably more difficult after a few (four? five?) shots of Limoncello. Episode one through three of Star Wars, on the other hand, are noticably more watchable. I don't know, they're just on. All six episodes of Star Wars, in the order they were made. Good shit.
I was sat watching 'True Lies' on TV at 11:58, and the announcer comes on and says "Join us next year to see the second part of the movie. Right after the news..." It made me chuckle.