Hamsters posting his shitty dreams so why not me?

Freckles is a manor of preference. IMO they look beautiful on her. And no I didn't fuck her, I'm not a necrophiliac.

 

You fail hard, sir ...
I her

I think Communism asked you if you fucked her BEFORE she died, IMO reallistic PC games from year 3000+ could make this possible?!

I lol`d about BJ dream, even when I dreamed about 12 hot chicks sitting naked on a couchback sorted by their hair colour a week ago, each of them had a different hair colour so it had all natural colours ... women rainbow ... lolwut. :eek:

PS: sometimes i can see empires 2.3 in my visions, with flying APCs and stuff, harhar j/k

 

I can see what she would look like as an old lady from that picture that's never a good thing. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her but I wouldn't be with her for long..

I bet she can't even be in the sun for more than 10 mins.

 

Or maybe I'm 17.

Besides, if you'd see the bitches in my school, you'd run the fuck away.

Toronto = giant immigrant shithole (I'm immigrant too so)

 

preperation: go to sleep while intensively thinking about 1 subject will increase chances you will dream about this with a high factor, for example a walk on the beach and be sure to plan the general script of the dream you want to have so it will be easier to master the next steps

first step: be aware that you are dreaming, KNOW that its just a dream while you dream (because you know this was the dream you wanted to dream)
this is the hardest step, the rest comes natural once you know its just a dream and you have seen the matrix

second step: stop dreaming at command, be able to focus and wake up from dreams, i do it by in my dream calling mark with my cellphone, or focussing really hard on a tough logical puzzle (this wakes up the logical part of the brain and thus wakes you up i think)

if anything goes wrong and you feel cornered/unable to change dream and turns into nightmare this is your way out

third step: change things, when faced by a demon, imagine you holding a demon slayer sword and being a knight in shiny armor, when covered with water imagine you holding a scooba diver set and seeing beautiful fish

basically this is like the matrix if you want it and believe it bad enough you will have it

fourth and final step, change the cenery, scripts, events, everything
as more as you change the more controle you get over it

have fun!

 

That is irrelevant.

 

Good point.

Regardless, I'm not gonna hump around in this shithole, next summer I'm going to mother Яussia, and there I will have some fun.

 

what will you do in Russia?

i herd the Cathedral of Intercession of the Virgin on the Moat is pretty nice

 

Russia got that nice place.

With pictures.

And stuff.

I don't remember it's name.

 

He's obviously talking about fucking russian sluts dude bros.

I'm sure they will throw themselves at you when you show them your parkour and empires skills.

 

lolllll

 

I didnt know she died D:
I just clickied the link and saw a hot girl

 

avair go back to your 1080p porn

 

I shit you not, everyone looks like they're from Kentucky.

Spike up your hair, that's it you're a model.

Lotta people don't realize how terrible the average looks in Canada or America for that matter, but they'll defend it to no end saying shit like "there's bad/good wiminz everywhere". Yeah, no shit, except in other countries that average is 200 percent higher.

Also, you're gay.

EDIT: Forgot to mention. The favorite past time of russian males is to get drunk as fuck, so the girls will go for any guy "as long as he doesn't drink". They don't have extremely high demands, as long as you treat them well, they'll cook for you, take care of the children, give you sexy time and won't leech money from you. Call me sexist, but when 2 parents work, a kid grows up to be a fucktard.

 

Yes, because going to some fucking church is the first thing on my mind.

 

You really think shes ugly? I understand the freckles thing but she would be a good fuck, and I think she pulls off the freckles pretty good.

 

All the womans in Quebec are beautiful.

Also, just because her eyes are photoshopped doesn't mean she's hot.

 

It's not photoshop. STFU.

 

I like freckles.

 

As do i, they are quite a sexy feature on a female.