empirescon

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  1. FN198

    FN198 Member

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    convention staff
    recon, director of convention security

    rooms:
    main hall

    the main hall connects to all of the exhibit rooms and has a few miscellaneous stands and booths. one can see people walking and admiring the murren tire exhibit, people attempting to nine mine with hotel cookies and rovers swooping down on them.

    arcade machines in the main hall:
    How to get ammoz?
    Boomtank 3D, the hobbes experience
    turret defense MATRIX
    evolves: empires

    special attractions:
    MOOtant piñata

    special booths:
    blackholian state embassy

    main stage
    the main stage has two sections of folding chair seating and is the center of attention for otherwise unoccupied convention goers. here empty shows off new particle effects and krenzo and don megel give a guest appearance, taunting people live on the mic.

    exhibit hall a - battlefield
    during the day the battlefield is a large lan room with about 70 machines capable of running empires latest particle effects and unoptimized maps with crystal clarity and smooth fps. after dark the battlefield is an organized pug room. on the final day a clan tournament is held here.

    exhibit hall b - clan room
    here all of the clans have booths/stands and flyers/freebies. banners hang high and everything going in and out of the jpl booth is thoroughly checked for drugs. a life sized replica of a be jeep sits on a pedestal near the -=jeep=- clan booth

    exhibit hall c - closed
    special vip access only


    what else do you see
     
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  2. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Mr die behind a desk begging people to come over, but everyone ignores him :(
     
  3. Omega_K2

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    Recon as the head security officer/manager of con. /nuff said
     
  4. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I CAN'T FIT MYSELF INTO THE CLAN HALL!

    Dibs on a computer next to Zeke.
     
  5. FN198

    FN198 Member

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    either that or by the end of the con there's a rally with picket signs protesting dee-ism
     
  6. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    I can't see Sgt. Security, because he's ninja.
    oh, also eth0 talking everyone to death over the hall speakers about how to connect a mac to a pc monitor.

    Where's the Spectator building?
     
  7. FN198

    FN198 Member

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    everyone is spectator
     
  8. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    We need some Arcade stands, with titles such as "Beat the clock building a Radar" "Drop ammos for everyone" "Boomtank 3D"
    also we need a permanently closed C section (derp) for the exibition of crate contents. :D
     
  9. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Krenzo himself said never, ever to examine the BE crate contents. It will scar you for life.
     
  10. Grantrithor

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    I guess consortium will have to be at nuclear dawncon. *****'s stand will have him and a bunch of pieces of cardboard with faces drawn on them.
     
  11. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    I'd bet ***** would have a large following.
     
  12. Metal Smith

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    we'll designate his corner for anime conversation.
     
  13. OuNin

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    his desk is really out of the way but people see him and get upset so they walk over to listen to him then they get more upset
     
  14. aaaaaa50

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    I would be operating the Boomtank Bumpercars Arena. :D
     
  15. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    No his desk is inside the disabled toilet (where wheelchair ppl go), with lights off and an out-of-order sign on the door.

    I hope no one needs that toilet though.
     
  16. Empty

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    I see a bunch of furfaggots and anime retards giving eachother reach arounds while the devs and actual players of the game sigh, shake their heads and go have a lan together.
     
  17. recon

    recon SM Support Dev

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    That seems wrong. How about:
     
  18. A-z-K

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    It is exactly this kind of elitism that is going to be the nail in the coffin for Empires....

    You are not hiding anything - even I know "Hall C" is where Specs do live crucifixions of noobs.... I wouldn't care but, my name isn't even on the list & I brought 2 noobs with me, wtf?!?
     
  19. -Mayama-

    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    I sponsor the mootant Piñata
     
  20. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Lol'd so hard Mayama.
     

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