Empires Tagline

Nearing the release of Steampires, I thought it was necessary for the community to come up with an unofficial tagline for the game. Here are my 3:

Empires -

"Where the good guys are the bad guys, the bad guys are the good guys, and EPIC are mostly anime fags"

"The good, the bad, and the Fricken Hamster"

"Oh god, the Polish dude is ruining everything"

 

Empires:

-Making things worse one patch at a time.
-Better yesterday than it is today.
-Your ultimate source of guns, death, and drama.
-With a forum twice as violent as the game itself.

 

I'm special

so true

 

This..

 

IMO we should target niche markets:

"Empires, we hate black people!"
"Empires, making /b/ look orderly."
"Empires, fun from far, but far from fun."
"Empires, its like NS but worse. Play this if you can't afford NS2 or are too cheap."
"Empires, black people love it! Its the fried chicken of the internet."(don't run this with the we hate black people one, we have to decide if we want to target KKK or black people)

 

The first game known to replicate paintball lethality.

 

Best one so far.

"There's angry, furious, boiling over with rage, and Headshotmaster."
"WHY IS THE BRIDGE DOWN???" (audio must be included)
"The ban button is really shiny." - rampantandroid
"Bump into me again and I'll ban you."
"Nextmap changed to emp_notafailmap. The players: ADMIN ABOOSE!"
"Empires is DEAD. Oh wait."
"Fuck Empty and his shiny particles that make the game look nice and polished."
"You removed the built-in wallhax. Noooooooooooooo."

 

Empires - the only game that would even make the Dalai Lama rage.

 

Empires - Where a tank can go as fast as a motorcycle.
(talking about light tanks with turbo and 3phase)

Empires - The game in which tanks weigh nothing.

 

Without a doubt, this.

 

Empiresmod:

-The weakest nukes you'll ever see.
-The only time a human can survive a rail gun to the head.
-Where an explosion looks 20x better than whatever it hit.
-Balance?
-5 years later and still not on Steam.
...
-The place where new players can feel warm and welcomed.
-COME ONNN!!! SPAWN!!!

 

-Empires, Teamspeak with particles.

 

"Suck Cock! Play Empires!" - etho

"Empires, a lean mean lagging machine"

"welcome to the most shiniest chat-room in the world"

"welcome to the first chat-room written for Source engine"

"Uhh, SHINNY PARTICLE!" - "what is it good for?" "look shiny, create lag!" (TF2 soldier voice / Rambo)


"How do I become a turret?"

"Our defensive turreNNNts is under attack!"

"Calc the peple factory, nao"

"I hate the smell of Napalm in the morning" :D

 

i think simon's are the best.

 

is there something you hold against me?

 

i can't believe people haven't thought of this one...

Empires, it's not down yet.

 

whoa where did predom's message go

 

i have to second/third these two

Empires - the only game that would even make the Dalai Lama rage.
Empires - "It's not DOWN YET!"

 

"Our motto is fuck realism. You can nuke something and walk around safely right after detonation."

 

"Empires - Calculators kill tanks."