dream teams

im still really upset on being included in fns list 5 pages ago

 

My Jipple Dream Team

Commander: yobbo
Alpha:
[R]eX
communism
Mayama
Deadpool
OuNiN

Bravo:
pickled_heretic
Zanarias
Stu
bl0werupper
complete_lamer

Charlie:
CorpseGrinder
Andronicus
Simon
Wicker_man23
Bob The Builder

Delta:
HaschteWas
SkieDragon
Dragoon
RazorBud
Pope_Homeless_XIII

 

its too funny..actually i still have the chat open

jpl deadpool: empires tanks had their armours reduced 40%
jpl deadpool: which
jpl deadpool: improves gameplay by a huge margin
[R]eX: i hate empires

there it is

now lets get back to suckin relevant dicks

you guys are boring

*actually, that was a dope shoutout to jpl, nicely done lawliet... now go to school, get laid, and forget about this shit: that's my advice to you, young padawan.

 

Lawliet you forgot Sonecha.

 

hotel squad woop woop

 

fixed.

 

Try hard more.

 

mortar still don't k.o rifles?

 

dunno something is really buggy, hit a scout yesterday with the rpg and it dealt only 93 damage...

 

lol somehow armor speed difference kicked in? Was he was running away with run+ skill?

 

u didn't know speed works on infantry?

lol thats why whenever u see rpg u should run straight at it head on to get speed reduction and ull live

protip #457

 

Are U furreal?

 

Btw maya you probably didnt.hit him straight but hit.the ground 1.inch away from.his feet

 

Fuck man, even I didn't know that. Nor do I believe it, or at least, there's nothing in the scripts to suggest anything like that at all should happen. Infantry don't have a speed to damage modifier. Also, let's be honest, even if it did, it's a lot easier to just move out of the way rather than run at it.

 

I like the idea of running at RPG's, peferrably screaming blue murder down the mic

 

You sure you werent a gren with health upgrade? gren damage resistance + health upgrade can save you from rpgs.

 

I use to actually try to "catch" rpgs whenever i saw them being dumb fired near me for my own entertainment. I would say TOUCHDOWN if i got hit by one.

 

Every time I think I know how that game works theirs another insanity coded in the backround that messes everything up.

It was a prone scout so I guess it has nothing to do with it cause usually it does 100 damage on prone enemys.

 

Running at the RPG gives a speed reduction? What kind of shitty-ass code makes you take less damage when you run towards it? Shouldn't it be more damage for running at it and less for running away from it, because running at it increases the relative speed and running away decreases it, if anything?

 

It messes up the position of the rocket's splash radius in relation to you, increasing the distance from the splashes origin to you, lowering the damage slightly.