Crazy Empires

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  1. picard131

    picard131 Member

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    If Krenzo PMed you and told you that you could throw in one major change or addition to Empires and he'd put it in no matter what it was, what would you do?

    I'd have a transforming tank/blimb/battleship for BE, probably.
     
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    Topless female engineer models
     
  3. KILLX

    KILLX Banned

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    GTA Hot Coffee style sex mode
     
  4. Simon

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    Hard core admin type abilities for me on every server.
     
  5. Pope_Homeless_XIII

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    Hover Wheel Chairs FTW!!!
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    Stealthed tank and aircraft armor.
     
  7. Evan

    Evan League Commissioner

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    thousands upon thousands of beautiful realistic kitten NPCs on every map, all different colours. they idle around, stroke around your legs, lick themselves, purr if you come really close. each one invincible, although they do attack those that scare them.

    that would be so cool
     
  10. Niarbeht

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    You mean anyone named SGT. Mike would get killed by kittehs?
     
  11. Simon

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    I have a new one.

    Having the pyro weapon from TF2 and being able to kill the kittens. LOL BURNING CATS!!!!!!!
     
  12. arklansman

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    Who needs a flamethrower when you have tanks?
     
  13. Private Sandbag

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    the kittens are invincible motherfuckers.

    any yes nairbeht.. we would all get killed by the kittens (cue "on a long enough time line... " speech)
     
  14. Slithzerikai

    Slithzerikai I for one am glad the NF SMG 3 is gone

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    Portal guns for everyone.


    Fixing server crashes, anyone?
     
  15. picard131

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    Simultaneous land/space battles whose outcomes are directly tied to each other: if one side of the space battle gains an upper hand, the ground forces on the winning side can call for orbital bombardment. If one side on the land battle is really conquering, they can send troops up to the space battle to help capture enemy ships.
     
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    Orbital bombardment was agreed to be outlawed after faster than light travel was created out of fear of Mutually Assured Destruction.
     
  17. Shinzon

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    Doesnt mean that it can't happen on other planets! Who said it has to be the homeworld! :p
     
  18. Mr. Weedy

    Mr. Weedy I will report bugs on the bug tracker

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    Blimps!!!!

    Blimps For Everyone!!!

    Light Blimps, Medium Blimps, Heavy Blimps, Artillery Blimps, Apc Blims, Jeep Blimps!!!!

    Blimps In Research, Blimps In Vfs, Blimps In Armories, Blimps In Raxes, Blimp Cvs!!!

    Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps, Blimps!!!

    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/blimp/

    Or the snail mod. So all vehicles would turn to 2D snails which are modelled to be 3D models.
     
  19. Destroyer224

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    Oh man, my lungs are killing me from laughing after reading this thread...

    If I had the choice:
    10,000 player servers on 160x maps with massive tank-fortifications on tracks that have built-in VFs, AF, and NFs, (NF=Naval Factory) which can be boarded and destroyed from the inside, or pounded from the outside and slowly have sections be destroyed using Cinematic Physics. (Think BF2142's Titans, except on the ground, and 100x bigger.)

    I love defending things of any sort, and making massive impregnable fortresses, so this would be like 5 wet dreams at once every second for me.
     
  20. Slithzerikai

    Slithzerikai I for one am glad the NF SMG 3 is gone

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    Real life replicas of earth in one single map! And freeroam!
     

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