After playing empires on BE team buying useless ammounts of jeeps and stupidly useing them just to get from point A to B (allso suicide missions) , I have thaught of this cost effective solution which will save our military conquest Billions! My Solution : http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5539/bg0fb.jpg What do you think of the idea ? :D Steve
This is... is... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!! This is even better then the Blimps... even the flying whales dont stand a chance against this mighty weapon of doom
Just put a Giant Squad at the opening to the VF. You have to be smart to avoid the jeep eaing monster.
I saw it and laugh for quite awhile. In customize maybe you could change the voice from microsoft sam and learner alton michelle and michael haha
how about putting handicapped signs on jeeps? That way the people who build them think they are being called retarded...because they are :D Also...I had a play tester build a jeep when we were low on res...how do you bitch at a play tester for fucking up when you could get banned? I won't release a name but you know who you are. Anyways, the wheelchair sounds like a great idea, we can put all the mentally challenged playes in them however I doubt the have the intelligence to operate the voice module
And if they could, the battlefield would be spammed by these sentences: http://www.west-wind.com/wconnect/photoalbum/nubtalk.mp3 (btw don't ask me who those people are in the photoalbum, I think I accidentally uploaded this sound file to some random ghey myspace site or something )
I would have the jeep have one AND ONLY ONE weapon: The HighExplosive Bomb! and have it so that once the person gets out it jsut keeps going at max speed in a straight line. That way, you just have to tell them to at least point it towards teh enemy and get out.
Commanders could always just put vehicle restriction on.. the morons in the jeeps, afterall, are also the morons in the tanks later who drive towards ML turrets..