Commanding issues. Often Commanders must-read :D

Has anyone had an annoying issue with your team nagging you for Research?

Example, i was playing emp_slaughtered, we was winning intentionally, (well it was about 2 minutes from losing instantly) and i said to my team as we got a 4th radar up (finally more research again omg) 'please DO NOT ask me for any freaking research, because it annoys me and you'll die whilst typing'

so when i had like 3/4 of my team ASKING ME, i threatened them:

'I'll suicide this fucking command vehicle if you wont stop, now, i asked one guy, and he said Bio Diesal, so stfu with more armour and shit! im-' this point my text got cut off because of Text Limit
(continued) 'im researching MY way, im going for Bio Diesal, Coolent, Regen armour then composite, then off to the tanks, so stfu!'

at this point half the team (of the 3/4) stopped asking, 2 retards (the 1/4 left) nagged me, and thanks to them they gave me a headache and they also replied 'you wont really dump it cus iv seen u b4, you promised to never dump it! haha!'

proved em wrong. i suicided it into the water. (not the bridge water, tis was far away, the sea was definently closest (about 25 feet lol))

has any1 else had the same or familiar issue? im not the 1 to brag about how i dont ask for research, all i ask is this: comm, is it ok if i can have Regen Armour, Bio Diesal and heavy? then im set :

thats litterly what i say, its only 3 things, no weapons, wow, a commanders miracle!

anyways post your issue (if you want, a pic, your choice) about what idiots on your team annoy you for

 

My issue is with Commanders who dump the CV and ruin the match for everyone just because they couldn't handle a couple of annoying wankers bothering them...

 

So you suicided because a few people on your team were asking for research?

 

this gets the official stamp of
LOL

 

I'd have to say, Laughing Out Loud

 

Yeah, I once had this commander had some terrible research strategies. When I kept telling him that our team had two engines and no armour or weapons he lost his mind and drove into the water.

Some people's kids eh?

 

I'm not really sure if this is must-read, or even readable. A better title may have included "Often commanders must strain their way through aborted English only to realize poster is retarded griefer."

 

well, what the teams where as:

15 Brenodis
16 Northern Factioners

MOST of the team bothered me until i said 'ill drive this into the water', then only about half of them stopped, if i am now correct, it was 4 of them pissing me off, not 2 (wrong key just noticed now), and the team was telling them to stfu (even the admin omfg! intentionally he only had the power to Slap and Slay, no kick+ban, and he really wanted to ban them, cus they was doing my teams nerves too, nine mining (dont talk to me about 9 mining dude, i only do it with my freinds, not when im in a match) and trying to nine-mine me into the water when a higher-leveled admin came back, i was an inch away from dying into the water i wouldnt be able to escape from)

moral: try and get a god-damn admin on the server who can kick and or ban players getting on your nerves

and this thread is about posting your Commanding issues not freaking saying shit like 'so your stupid?' 'you couldnt handle it becus of 2 noobs?' because that aint the topics reason, if your a commander who intentionally gets pissed of by ass holes on the server, post it here and maybe one of us can post a tip for you (e.g. dump it into the water, that intentionally worked mostly for me lol, but, thats my suggestion, dont litterly do it unless ur a n00b or your just pissed off (or possibly just randomnly doing crazy stuff on ur own lol)


so just post on-topic stuff not off-topic

 

"commanding issues", from the genius behind this gem: http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?p=109363#post109363

:p

sorry to flame

 

why exactly did you post something that i posted on Rofl Moments? that was on emp_escort, me and hawkeye, lol, fun! tis was on the uwe server (2.0), its now 2.1

 

You mean frequent commanders must read, and I agree. This is a good example of what not to do, now we can all learn from -UWE- Advisor's mistakes.

 

-.-

hey, this is just a post from Past Commanders issues with their team, not mine, i posted mine as an example


learn you idiot, and that wasnt even a freaking issue, man, will you people just post on-topic stuff b4 it goes freaking off-topic? where teh moderator/admin when u need 1 XD

 

If they annoy you, just ignore them, don't go crazy and dump the CV.

 

how am i supposed to ignore them with f*cking mics screaming at me and loads of Team Message spams? and some1 was cheating, because one time this BE guy used Speed Hack to get to me in like 5 seconds, and boom, that was totally unprepared, we just started as well!

 

You know you can actually *MUTE* individual people, right? RIGHT?

 

OMG, i remember this guy!

He has officially destroyed my views of any UWE member for the rest of time...

canyon, and escort he griefed

Canyon:
9 mined cv continously, calling me a retard ect. cus i wouldnt let him and his 'little brother' comm. (God was in this game to, you know the racist guy, who throughs the 'N' word around like pies) together they made a nice job making me feel like shit.
----to be perfectly honest this could have been another UWE member, as it was about 2 weeks ago now, maybe somone else who was in that game to back me up here?

Escort:
Refused to play properly, moaned over the mike (non-stop) about people "stealing his res" so he couldnt by his uber-heavy.
(that was, people who were buying apc's to help spawning on the front line)
infact, he then (completely justifiably of course :p ) started spamming jeeps in what only can be described as a 2 year olds strop/tantrum (he was still very verbal over the mike)


*edit*

ok ive just found the old copy paste etc.! yay!


(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (C2) lol i am teh cmmdr
(All) God: VOAT U
(All) -UWE- Advisor: wow thats retarded
(Team) ashley: (E2) let advisor be comander
(All) -UWE- Advisor: we have now, a retarded comm.
(All) -UWE- Advisor: guys who wanted meh to be comm join Alpha
(All) CarnifexX || HLPortal.de: we too XD
(All) -UWE- Advisor: i mean bravo
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: GO GO GO
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (E2) hurry up
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) God join bravo
(All) God: Jewish Pariah League
(All) -UWE- Advisor: resist the commander :DF
(All) God: I exist. Prove me wrong.
(All) -UWE- Advisor: God is gullable and loveable?
(All) God: WUT IS FOUR CHAN
(Team) ashley: (E2) kick that guy out of the cv i want advisor to be commadner
(All) -UWE- Advisor: theres my proof lol.
(All) -UWE- Advisor: huh
(All) God: fukc
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (B2) COMMANDER SUCKS
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (B2) he told me to move there
(Team) ashley: (E2) davee
(Team) FirewarriorFK(GER): (B2) theres a turret
(All) God: Anyone else, this guy sucks
(All) God: He's intentionally losing the game
(All) God: Slow griefing.
(All) -UWE- Advisor: my frag
(Team) God: (C2) Comm you're doing it wrong.
(All) -UWE- Advisor: lol
(Team) ashley: (D2) i cant build an vehicle
(All) God: AN VEHICLE
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (E2) wen you die build radar at main base
(Team) FirewarriorFK(GER): (B2) wthanks
(Team) God: (C2) Give us another VF here comm
(All) -UWE- Advisor: holy fuck
(All) CarnifexX || HLPortal.de: lol
(All) -UWE- Advisor: how the hell
(All) -UWE- Advisor: we have a cheater
(Team) God: (B2) who?
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B2) guys we need to sperad out ore
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) hey im the 1 who juts attacke dtheir CFV
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: seome hold te north
pel killed FirewarriorFK(GER) with NF APC.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: i know
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: stuoid theing to do
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B2) stupid^
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B2) we could have buit a base in the middle
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B2) but no
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B2) suicide mission instead
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) resist the commander
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) and it wasnt suicide
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) we tried to win
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (C2) but you died
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (D2) even if our comms an EPIC PHAIL
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (D2) i said 'TRIED' not did
(Team) ashley: (D2) i was building a sentrey in their mian base
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (D3) guy who has the AFV follow
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (D4) Baron come follow in your AFV
(All) -UWE- Advisor: wtf
(All) -UWE- Advisor: we seriously have cheaters
(All) God: who?
(All) -UWE- Advisor: 1 rocket vs a 4 armour plated APC = only takes 1 off
(All) -UWE- Advisor: i dont see how he took all 4 and half of my Hull
(All) God: It's glitched
(All) Mongoose: it took 2 rockets
(All) God: known issue
(All) God: will be fixed soon
(All) Mongoose: and you shouldnt call ppl cheaters just like that
(All) -UWE- Advisor: i had 4 plated armours
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (C2) 90 secs to better armour
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (C2) armours thats good again lvl3 turrets
(All) God: comm research not failing it.
(All) God: That's what you need to research
(Team) ashley: (D5) who toke my tank
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E5) we have a shitty comm se?
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (B3) we haev compositearmour now
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) we need engines then tanks then armour first ass hole
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: lolz baron
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (C2) med in about 2 1/2 mins
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (C2) 2 mins
(All) -UWE- Advisor: omg
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (D4) med tanks in 30 secs
(All) -UWE- Advisor: he can see me, in the dark, pitch black
(All) -UWE- Advisor: cheat
(All) Cetrius †: ...
(Team) ashley: (E2) remove the commadner
(All) Cetrius †: i watched you get out..
(All) Cetrius †: idiot
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (D4) we HAVE MED TANKS
(Team) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: (D4) getting better weps
(Team) baron: (E2) but no res
(All) -UWE- Advisor: the commander is guna go fly. bye bye!
(All) -UWE- Advisor: see? made him fly.
(Team) baron: (E2) how can the comm fly ?
(All) God: Research jetpack
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: ahh well
ashley suicided.
-UWE- Advisor suicided.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: if only UWE had followed orders..
(All) Z3R0: z3r0 du banane
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: LETS ALL BLAME UWE!
(All) -UWE- Advisor: for your flying attempts?
(All) God: comm, research jetpack.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: ashley stop greifing u asshole
(All) God: oh fuck
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) ammo
(All) : ][App][ : boooooom3: FYI, Advisor is a 13 year old whiner
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: i knw
(All) Z3R0: Wayne?
(All) God: Advisor is fucking awesome and not a clan fag.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: and so's ashley
(All) God: Fuck your nigger alliance.
(All) God: Fucking niggers.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: what!
(All) God: God hates JPL, CW, and all niggerclans
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: ban hammer this is going
(Team) -UWE- Advisor: (E2) God wanna see the commander fly
(All) ashley: get out of of the cv
(All) God: All you guys suck Krenzo's cock for exploits
(All) God: He intentionally puts them in the mod
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: lolz
(All) God: And calls them 'bugs'
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: god u are so banned
(All) Bullfrog: My cousin used my name -.- '
(All) God: Why, cause I revealed your secret?
(All) God: Krenzo's friends get double HP and double damage
(All) God: It's a known fact yo
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: wahh well
(All) God: Nigger.
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: i migh as well end this joke
(All) God: Niggers need handicaps
(All) God: Niggers suck at video games
(All) God: Computers were made by whites for whites
(Team) FirewarriorFK(GER): (E2) research an engine for the heavy tank
(All) -UWE- Advisor: our comm is suiciding! INSTANT BAN! lol
(All) God: Piece of shit nigger
(All) God: Fucking nigger mongoose.
(All) God: LYNCHED HIS ASS.
(All) Mongoose: omg, its him again
(All) God: Buffy the nigger slayer.
(All) God: lol
(All) Mongoose: the infamous tourette kiddo
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: lol
(All) : ][App][ : boooooom3: omg, FlyingSpaghettiMonster with a different name?
(All) Mongoose: probably
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: apparently
(All) Mongoose: or someone just as pethetic as him
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: i let him get to me tho....
(Team) baron: (D3) my tank need ammo
(All) God: how the fuck
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: GOD UWE & ashley, (i think ashleys the little sex slave) are all whiny little whores
(All) God: useless commander is useless
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: lol ashleys walling e in as we speak
(All) -UWE- Advisor: god come watch
(All) -UWE- Advisor: rofl
(All) Bullfrog: Drive muahaha
(All) ‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee: and trying to greif-flip
(All) Bullfrog: We are unstoppable *muhahaha*

not really evidence, but hopefully some other guys can come in here and back me up.

it has his steam id, and loads of talking, so ive eddited out the middle bits, if you want the full file, or think this is worthy of the ban hammer manner, pm me for the full one, or keep an eye out for yourself
i know other people have somethings on this guy.

 

ok and heres the last part...wow thats the most boring job ive ever had to do.

worth it to get rid of A-holes like him tho.

hostname: STORMED.de | Classic Maps only | No Timelimit | #2
version : 1.0.1.0/7 3264 secure
udp/ip : 85.25.129.118:27015
map : emp_canyon at: 0 x, 0 y, 0 z
players : 25 (28 max)

# userid name uniqueid connected ping loss state
# 401 "[fr] I'm Mad *_* So craZYy" STEAM_0:0:14226932 1:29:53 82 0 active
# 407 "ashley" STEAM_0:1:252441 1:169 123 0 active
# 383 "Rapid4" STEAM_0:0:5547446 2:11:44 72 0 active
# 421 "Mongoose" STEAM_0:0:5006446 36:11 94 0 active
# 379 "Bioshock(GER)" STEAM_0:0:14126668 2:17:00 97 0 active
# 415 "‡|JPL|‡ Davee Magee" STEAM_0:0:10253853 49:56 85 0 active
# 340 "FirewarriorFK(GER)" STEAM_0:1:16885462 3:44:53 106 0 active
# 411 "baron" STEAM_0:1:1574466 1:04:47 95 0 active
# 435 "Kill Bill" STEAM_0:1:5433916 13:40 100 0 active
# 410 "God" STEAM_0:0:1226894 1:06:44 190 0 active
# 427 "pel" STEAM_0:0:15688604 257 101 0 active
# 391 "Oswhikk" STEAM_0:1:2326271 1:57:03 54 0 active
# 430 "rake" STEAM_0:0:13263704 20:56 79 0 active
# 432 "Sh4d0wS0ul | `Fal0x" STEAM_0:0:7142172 16:16 158 0 active
# 417 "[bE] Zorgan" STEAM_0:0:6139820 419 68 0 active
# 373 "-UWE- Advisor" STEAM_0:0:6721192 26:16 121 0 active
# 433 "[YaS] Nighthawk" STEAM_0:0:11742344 16:05 90 0 active
# 419 "CarnifexX || HLPortal.de" STEAM_0:1:2766644 39:02 66 0 active
# 414 "Oli_WILD" STEAM_0:1:17409751 514 91 0 active
# 436 ": ][App][ : boooooom3" STEAM_0:1:7016781 125 68 0 active
# 382 "-[DesuStrike]- Renegade" STEAM_0:0765845 2:14:25 96 0 active
# 437 "Bullfrog" STEAM_0:0:13378512 11:10 84 0 active
# 406 "Just4Fun" STEAM_0:1:5054679 1:206 94 0 active
# 438 "levin41787" STEAM_0:1:11785380 10:03 142 0 active
# 439 "Fain" STEAM_0:0:16320463

i didnt post this earlier cus i couldnt find it.

its funny how as soon as he made this post, it occured to me where i put it...

 

Wow... just wow...

 

Words cannot explain the hilarity.

Sometimes, you know, the commander could be wrong. Scary, but true. Sometimes they rush Heavy with 5 kinds of armor and standard armor/cannon. Sometimes they go Bio, then regen, then coolant, then comp, then heavy and expect us to 6cannon our way to victory. Sometimes they gont get DUMGs, regardless of how awesome they are. Sometimes they are dumbasses.

Listen to your team, they will tell you what they need. You dont ahve to listen to all of them, just ones who make sense.

 

Everyone knows you're only qualified to go commander if you've played Starcraft.