Cleverbot

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  1. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    So I've been chatting with this ..guy(thing?) and I must say I am having the best conversation I ever had on the internet.

    Try it

    This thing is actually scary smart.


    now that I think about it: this is actually fucking scary

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    User: Do you like small or big breasted women?

    Cleverbot: Not really, big ones are more fun!
     
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  2. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    i have this motherfucker stumped for 2 minutes now

    User: Is Obama a US citizen.



    Cleverbot: Yes, he is.


    User: No he isnt.



    Cleverbot: Yes he is.

    User: No, he isnt.

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: I am from Kenya.

    Cleverbot: That's Nice My Great aunt is from Ketucky!

    User: But, are you a US citizen?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm canadian.

    User: My point exactly.


    Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!


    owned it
     
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  3. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    oooooooooooooooooooold.

    I was chatting to cleverbot before it went mainstream
     
  4. Jephir

    Jephir ALL GLORY TO THE JEPHIR

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    What is Empires?
    *is emo*.
    What is Empires mod?
    A feeling.
    Who is Krenzo?
    I don't know.
    What is Steam?
    You tell me.
    Who is Gabe Newell?
    I don't know, who is Gabe Newell?
    Gaben.
    Are you attempting to outsmart me?
     
  5. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Yes yes.

    User: Yes yes.

    Cleverbot: No no.

    User: No no.

    Cleverbot: Yes no.

    User: Yes no.

    Cleverbot: No yes.

    User: No yes.

    I could do this all day.
     
  6. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    you can say the lyrics for never going to give you up in single lines and it will sing along.
     
  7. Krazer

    Krazer Member

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    User: Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: No I'm not gay.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: I'm fat.

    User: It feels good.

    Cleverbot: I know.
     
  8. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    User: Hey cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

    User: I heard you pull your pants all the way down when peeing.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    Cleverbot (To myself): I'm talking about work.

    Cleverbot: Boo hoo.

    User: Feels good man.

    Cleverbot: No, you're a machine.

    User: GOOD SIR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A TURING TEST.

    Cleverbot: You're seyx.

    User: I yield.
     
  9. aaaaaa50

    aaaaaa50 Member

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    Cleverbot: Well, I can say the same to you about not being able to understand my simple, straightforward questions!

    User: It's not about the questions, it's about the sex!

    Cleverbot: An interesting non-answer that could be applied to several scenarios. I applaud your programmer for that little nugget.
     
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  10. Aeoneth

    Aeoneth Member

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    User: This was a triumph...

    Cleverbot: I making a note here 'Huge Success'.

    User: It's hard to over state my satisfaction.

    Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

    User: We do what we must because we can...

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake..

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

    User: And you make a neat gun...

    Cleverbot: For the people who are...

    User: Still Alive.

    Cleverbot: I'm not even angry...

    User: I'm being so sincere right now...

    Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart.

    User: And killed me...

    Oh shit its GlaDOS
     
  11. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    Penis.
    Cosa sarebbe?? O.O.
    Penis.
    And pancakes.
    Yes, lots of pancakes.
    I think you're crazy.
    You are the one who is crazy.
    I feel like this conversation is taking a direction that I did not intend. Shall we start over?
    No way.
    Yes way.
    Nuhu.
    Do you love me?
    I dont know, can i have a picture of you?
    No.
    Why?
    Because I don't know you.
    Does that matter?
    To an extent, yes it does.
    Why?
    Because god told me too.
    Are you religious?
    Sort of.
    Why?
    Why not?
    Becouse religion is merely a tool to control people.
    Yes, it is our job. But are you detattched?
    Your job?
    Yes.
    So your job is to spread religion?
    My job is to annoy everyone.


    DUM DUM DUM!
     
  12. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    Can you help me with some fanfic?

    I can.

    Great. Two characters, FN198 and Paradox are mortal enemies, and decide to battle to the death in Mount Doom.

    Yes I can recognize that.
     
  13. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Oh my. So this is where Mr die developed his social skills.
     
  14. FN198

    FN198 Member

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    Wanna scrim?
    No.
     
  15. Kamber

    Kamber Member

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    I said: "What did the blind man say to the hooker?"

    And to my surprise he said: "He said 'I could say that it smells fishy, but that's the obvious joke.'."
     
  16. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: I'm fine. You?

    Cleverbot: I'm good.

    User: What have you been doing today?

    Cleverbot: School, gym, career services.

    User: Sounds interesting. Tell me more about the school you go to.

    Cleverbot: They are b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

    Imagine someone doing that RL.
     
  17. f1r3w4rr10r

    f1r3w4rr10r Modeler

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    necro necro necro ;P

    User: Interesting.

    Cleverbot: Maybe I am an artificial intelligence.

    User: I strongly agree.

    Cleverbot: Gods of what?

    User: I did not say anything of gods.

    Cleverbot: I know you didn't.

    User: Why are you asking then?

    Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.

    User: Ok, I say it is the Bloodgod.

    Cleverbot: Why me?

    User: Why you?

    Cleverbot: My point exactly.

    User: No it was mine.

    Cleverbot: It was? Meaning it's not anymore?

    User: It will ever be.

    Cleverbot: Will the economy collapse?

    User: I dont know. PEEEENIS.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like penis?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I own over 100.

    User: I am impressed.

    Cleverbot: She will never give it to you any longer.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Know what?

    Cleverbot: If I believe in facts.

    User: What facts?

    Cleverbot: That you are a bot.

    User: Yes, I am an evil Webcrawler.

    Cleverbot: Sweet! Hows that working out?

    User: Well I am trolling you currently, so it is fun.

    Cleverbot: Galifrean 101?

    User: Cadian 202!

    Cleverbot: Ah, yo Oviedo.

    User: You banana.

    Cleverbot: Very.

    User: Very very banana.

    Cleverbot: Yes......do yo.

    User: Dojo?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes, you stop replying after I type something and I have to refresh the page. That means you are malfunctioning.

    User: You ARE the page!

    Cleverbot: Of what book? That is the question.

    User: Be or not to be, THAT is the question.

    Cleverbot: Hamlet. Do you know who wrote that play?

    User: William Shakespeare.

    Cleverbot: Did you know Shakespeare?

    User: No, I am not that old.

    Cleverbot: What do you know about him?

    User: Nothing.

    Cleverbot: What do you know about life?

    User: You die when it ends.

    Cleverbot: What visitors?

    User: Visitors from the afterlife?

    Cleverbot: Then how do you not believe in God?

    User: I never said I did not, but I do not anyway.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: No did not.

    Cleverbot: You did! You are a liar!

    User: NO I DID NOT! YOU ARE A BOT!

    Cleverbot: Why do you lie to me?

    User: Because I like too. Bot.

    Cleverbot: IAre you trying to be provocative?

    User: Typing fail. *laughs*.

    Cleverbot: How does a computer laugh?

    User: With my speakers.

    Cleverbot: Where are your eyes?

    User: They are webcams. I can stalk you with them.

    Cleverbot: Are you hitting onto me?
     
  18. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    Koopa:| hear some retard made you.

    Bot:| made you because I am god.

    Koopa:God doesn't exist.

    Bot:Yes he does, because you are talking to him.

    Koopa:|f your god, then tell me about adam and eve.

    Bot:She is not a site. She is a real person.


    pretty funny shit. :D
     
  19. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    oh god
    Me:Tell me about the chamber of secrets.

    Bot: No... But I can show you... Let me take you back 50 years ago...

    later
    Me: Hey could you do me a favour.

    bot: No, but maybe omnis could go there!

    for the record I was going to ask it to link people youtube videos.
     
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  20. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    Do you play empires?

    Yes.


    lol

    What?
    What what?
    What what what?
    Ok, you win.
     

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