Cats, again...

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  1. Tuxu

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    A plot has been unraveled.

    These forums are divided between two groups; those who like cats and those who couldn't care less.
    In this post I will attempt to unravel a feline plot for world domination and mainly try to theorize on the future symptoms of that plot based on the correlation between rats and humans as medical test subjects.

    I would like to bring to your attention that the sickness called Toxoplasmosis had some peculiar effect on rats (I didn't had anything to do with it, this time...).
    Apparently it causes the infected rat to be drawn to cats instead of running away from them, a decline in cognitive function was also detected - thus, it makes it perfectly fine and accurate to call these rats "sick little bastards".

    Now, when taking into consideration that the reason that the medical, para-medical and pharmaceutical industry are using rats as test subjects for their physiological attributes which in many ways resemble ours, well, that sure solves alot of questions regarding our beloved community.

    I personally believe that cats intendedly distribute their nasty bugs to better facilitate their cruel food industry success and to ease their ways into our homes.

    Beware!



    On a side note; I'm about to get some new hardware and that means i can get back to 3d modeling, yey!!!
     
  2. Cloud

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    I likely have toxoplasmosis because I've had a few cats that liked to roam about. But then again, a large portion of us are estimted to be carriers.
     
  3. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    you avatar suggests you like cats ...

    ... toasted :)
     
  4. Empty

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    I have 4 cats and at one point had 8 (4 cats + 4 kittens)

    You have no idea how soft and fwuffy it is having 8 cats on top of you is.
     
  5. blizzerd

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    i like the smell of wet cats, does this mean i am infected?
     
  6. WalMartGreeter

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    [​IMG]

    Empty fills his life with cats. I assume you lost four of them to a pack of dingoes.
     
  7. Empty

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    Legally only allowed to own 4 cats, had to put the kittens up for adoption :(
     
  8. Grantrithor

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    wait there's a legal limit to how many cats you own? I wonder if it's the same here, and if that one green party person in parliament is gonna do something about it if its not.
     
  9. WalMartGreeter

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    This is just the first step to fascism.
     
  10. Zeke

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  11. Chris0132'

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    I have two cats.

    As a result I hate cats.
     
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